@reddit4267: I Came Home Early from a Business Trip and Didn’t Tell My Wife. From the Bedroom, My Wife Told Someone. “He’s Too Stupid to Suspect Anything. The Sleeping Pills are Already in His Tea. Once He Crashes, it’ll Look like he Fell Asleep at the Wheel.” I Froze. Then I Heard Her Say Something Worse: “If That Doesn’t Work, We’ll Stage The Robbery Next Week.”#reddit#foryou#usa