@mattyfucko: What if someone just sneezed on me and I waited for the symptoms to kill me? W/ @Ben & Jared

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d.burgesss
vasectomy.kink :
What if my neck jus hurts 😭
2025-07-25 20:22:35
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julia.rae.s
julia.rae.s :
That horsepower joke is hysterical 😂 🐎
2025-07-08 21:17:02
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richardh100
Richard :
My step dad Brian crashed out like this in a Walmart once
2025-07-08 20:19:51
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hudsondink4072
Elijah :
Unc gets me every time😭🙏🙏
2025-07-08 19:27:57
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gedeonjit
jidionged :
Hells paradise reference
2025-07-08 23:31:05
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hannibaljones777
Noyou22 :
Health care doesn’t get much better honestly
2025-07-08 21:02:57
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aidenmckenzie06
A-Money :
Newman from Seinfeld
2025-07-26 01:39:47
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this.shit.lame
This.Shit.Lame :
these are some elite jokes
2025-07-17 03:38:10
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equis_4
X :
This man is funny asf
2025-07-19 23:16:54
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lilastro99
★ᴀѕтяσ★ :
“ Burning at the stake.. nah I’m good on that one, I mean vegetarian” 😭
2025-07-09 18:19:45
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ruthlesself217
Alex :
“Stop trying to make horse power a thing, it’s not gonna be a thing”
2025-07-08 19:57:38
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raeraejewel
Ræ :
“YOuR GonNa RiP Me ApARt By HORSES[happy]”
2025-07-10 01:55:40
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tyreeceyounger
tyreeceyounger :
I’m so obsessed with this dude. Just genuinely hilarious with great writing always!
2025-07-09 18:40:48
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ouiouicestmoi792
Plopfrench :
Why did you correctly pronounce guillotine before messing it up?
2025-07-13 17:04:15
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mayakpapaya
Maya McComas :
“How safe is it” 😂😂😂
2025-07-09 00:08:09
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tebestrry
Matt Terry :
Historically, the death was not the punishment. The death was the release from the punishment they were inflicting.
2025-07-09 17:42:55
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fleurboyaoku
🥀FleurFatale :
Nah wait hold on back up a second; is… is that how hangman became a game?!
2025-07-09 22:58:19
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marymount88
Mary Mount :
“Now my neck fucking hurts”🤣😭
2025-07-11 20:15:13
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estrada_zo98
Fernando :
I don’t think they have that many vegetables
2025-07-10 04:41:11
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aras_paragraph
aras_paragraph :
bro these skit ideas are so great
2025-07-10 04:28:18
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ayoitzkye
♤ Kye ♤ :
it makes me extremely sad that it would only take 2 horse power to 💀 me 😭
2025-07-09 17:24:52
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jacksonnnmcd
bjork-d-rider :
"more humane, oh so this one makes me live then?" is one of the funniest deliveries hes ever done
2025-07-09 04:29:38
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contrael666
Contra'El :
oh it's not safe 😭👀
2025-07-11 06:39:35
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adawg1128
ADawg1128 :
"Sorry forgaahhhhhh"
2025-07-11 22:08:30
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rebelterrer
Doug :
I’m a vegetarian sent me.
2025-07-09 17:23:41
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