@jorgethevanguard9: They didn’t smoke weed. They assassinated it. While African herbalists were unlocking chakras and summoning ancestral visions, Europeans were dry-humping hay bales in their chimneys and calling it “medicinal.” Victorian elites thought cannabis was a demon plant that made you laugh too much—so they banned it, misunderstood it, renamed it, and still couldn’t roll it properly. Imagine thinking you discovered weed when civilizations had already mastered its spirit for millennia. Imagine colonizing Jamaica and walking away thinking the leaf was just a party trick. Imagine being so violently out of sync with your body that you called a coughing fit a “psychedelic breakthrough.” No drum circles. No offerings to the plant. No sacred blends. Just backyard oregano and a colonial complex. Weed wasn’t for you. You criminalized the leaf and then smoked it like a burning baguette. 📛 This is why your edibles hit like British cooking: delayed, confused, and deeply disrespectful. 🗣️ Tag a European who thinks Amsterdam is the height of cannabis culture while Rastafarians are out here conversing with the divine through sacred smoke. 🔥 You colonized lands, not lungs. ⛔️ You didn’t inhale. You exhaled imperial delusion. 🎤 The next time a Euro lights up—ask them: Did you ask the plant permission? @ningthevanguard #EuropeansNeverSmokedRight #ColonizedTheHerbToo #SacredSmokeNotStupidSmoke #YouDidntDiscoverWeed #HighOnColonialism #CannabisWasAFaith #GanjaGentrifiers #BotanicalGenocide #HerbWasHoly #SpiritualNotStoned #AncestralMedicine #WhiteLungSyndrome #ThisJointDeservesRespect #HistoryHitsHarderThanYourEdible

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