@shane_and_other_essays: Who came up with these npc names!? I swear if the machines rise up against us it's because you bullied npc Umamusume into oblivion. CYGAMES EXPLAIN YOURSELVES! #umamusume #uma #horsegirl #videogames

JSkull/Nago :

why do the NPCs always have bad moods what are they doing💔

plushiecat :

there’s an npc horse named “moist eyes”😹

oliviacrimes :

LOL bc the bow on her right ear means the horse she's named after was male

lumi 🩵🪼 · 🇱🇹 :

bruh i saw one named sand commando

Virtus :

🤣🤣 poor girl

ViridianEchoes :

I love "It's calling."

Flounch tha Limester :

it's not fair... not even an ice cold pineapple fanta could cheer me up after that

Naiqu :

@Retro who did this to her 😭

Hamuszőr :

Yi Xi :

that's my nickname in bed

ricsiaa :

Had he won 7 g1 races you would be like “yeah one inch of love is my goat”

nyakhimov :

Thats what they call my penits

athomegaming :

I can’t believe they named the character after the fan base? how cruel 🤏🏻

tyrstudio :

Why are their names so random? Who's naming the horses?🤣🤣🤣 I'm not joking when I say.I found one that said one of the black and Dementia.

Vahl :

The best part is its a male horse. Reminds me of that I Think You Should Leave skit "Our horses are guaranteed to have smaller penis than you"

🕹️📽️Rooooooooxanne🎞️👾 :

Her ear accessory is on the right-hand side too, indicating she’s based on a male horse irl… that poor bastard 💔

Adan Guerra :

No father figure