@huttzler: This is Abyssal Persecutor. He’s a 6/6 flying trampling menace for just 4 mana. Sounds amazing, right? Except he brings one tiny little drawback: YOU CAN’T WIN THE GAME. Yeah, this demon shows up like ‘Hey, I’m your strongest creature now… and also your biggest existential crisis.’ You’re not playing Magic anymore—you’re roleplaying as your own worst enemy. He’s not a wincon. He’s a vibe. He’s your emotional support trauma demon. And nothing makes your pod sweat more than watching you figure out how to get rid of your own threat. #MTG #AbyssalPersecutor #EDHChaos #MagicTheGathering #RakdosProblems #DemonDrama #CommanderDecks #WhyCantIWin #MTGMemes #TableMenace
just had a game with my Jon Irenicus deck where I gave this to another player, then all 4 of us hit 0 life at the same time. Only the one with this card lost, then Jon's effect went away so it came back to me and I lost, and the final two won in a tie with 0 life left
2025-07-13 18:18:29
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cmichaelfisher :
Play Jon Irenicus, and watch your opponents cry.
2025-07-13 00:17:41
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buzzplay :
Harmless offering
2025-07-13 16:10:13
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WarkMeekly :
Jon Irenicus or Harmless Offering
2025-07-13 06:49:57
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LeSledge :
He might get lonely. He needs a friend. Copy him. Now your opponent is jealous of your emotional support persecutors. As a sign of good faith give them one.
2025-07-13 22:15:19
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staccatosoul :
This is actually a big part of my favorite deck. I ramp to get him out quick. Go all aggro for a few turns until they get comfy with the fact that I can't win, then give him away with bazaar trader. It's hilarious every time.
2025-07-14 23:15:42
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Necrofyre13 :
here's the only problem with that card you the owner can still lose the game and your opponents can still win the game.
2025-07-13 09:54:59
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Cassandra Klinepeter :
black has so much self sacrifice for creatures removing one of your own is easy though
2025-07-12 22:05:44
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Cam Phillips :
pair with cloudsteel kirin. "you can't lose, and your opponents can't win." the game would never end if someone didn't have removal.
2025-07-15 05:31:57
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Nicky :
Arbiter of woe has entered the chat
2025-07-13 23:51:38
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Adam :
These type of cards shouldn't exist.
2025-07-14 02:03:30
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Chaos Siren :
“Blasphemous act” 🤣
2025-07-14 20:54:01
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Dragon's Belly Forge :
I used him in a deck just to f with my friends. I kept their field completely clear and then at like negative 200 life and just wouldn't let the game end. eventually someone managed to exile him and end it 😂
2025-07-13 15:15:14
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Eroder 7471 :
this is commander NIGHT not command afternoon! you thought this was ending?!! nah!
2025-07-14 22:16:53
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Edwin Bradway :
I don’t need to win, I just need to break the others until they scoop.
2025-07-14 00:25:05
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Dillon (Josh) Jenkins :
I like my playthings, EXTRA durable
2025-07-14 00:17:58
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DevilcakeLive :
me when I casually gift this card to you (Jon Irenicus)
2025-07-13 20:26:49
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skylttcz :
Fractured identity 😭
2025-07-13 23:01:39
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c0mbow0mb0 :
Gotta love Ashnods altar.
2025-07-12 23:51:33
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Raider9009 :
🤪🤪🤪
2025-07-16 03:23:01
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Mokmuud :
give it to whoever is winning
2025-07-14 21:49:39
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tatud pirate :
wait a damn second
2025-07-14 02:09:17
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GpuonFire :
gamestate whdre you have AP and Plat Angel, nuke the rest of the board including lands, and mill your opponents out. nobody wins nobody loses and nobody can play! absolute tie
2025-07-13 06:02:05
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Jake :
should put this in sephrioth so when I drain the table and infinite times then sac it lol
2025-07-13 20:41:36
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drewbeedooo17 :
I run him in my beamtown bullies deck and with gift it to you
2025-07-13 02:50:17
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