@alberta.nyc: Somehow mine still runs faster #programming

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expiredmilkhotel
sar :
brute force gf reinvent the wheel bf this is fr me and my partner HAHA
2025-07-14 00:37:37
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ay_ronald
Ronald [51%] :
if it works it works 🗣️
2025-07-15 15:10:43
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neurospicynerd
NeurospicyNerd :
at the end of the day...yandere simulator does work
2025-07-14 04:10:25
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lim_abean
lim_abean :
how did you convince him to be in this
2025-07-14 00:57:47
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hannahphora
Hannah :
ugh x86 is just wayyy too bloated, better make my own breadboard cpu
2025-07-14 07:25:56
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alexsimon9085
Alex Simon :
dont worry, the loops stop when it shouts - O(n!)
2025-07-14 00:43:24
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freddyvincejr
Alfred Rossi, PhD :
Oh man I once met with a group that had some kind of cleaning arm robot because ours managed a Beowulf cluster and they wanted their 7-dim brute force planning for loop to run faster… 😂
2025-07-14 09:24:09
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blockfan123
Blockfan1234🏳️‍⚧️ :
make the compiler have a nested if for each possible token
2025-07-14 10:39:20
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pablo77204
Pablo77204 :
12?!?!?!?!
2025-07-14 00:28:07
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ooooorlun
aaaaassssssssssssssses :
you have to actually run it to get the performance upgrades
2025-07-14 21:24:57
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enteriigame
enteriigame :
I feel called out
2025-07-14 08:40:26
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mufasarafiki
Kathel :
HOW DID HE DO THATTY🤩
2025-07-15 18:25:28
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packyg
packy :
It's not 12 nested for loops anymore if you split them into helper functions
2025-07-14 14:45:46
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shaveturtles
Shave The Turtles :
when you think the but has to be the compiler's fault, he can one up you and say it was the silicon's fault, like that one pentium processor.
2025-07-14 02:02:06
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hunter_1645
🔻Blajh 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🔺 :
MY DIVA HAS MUSICAL TASTE YESSSS
2025-07-14 01:56:07
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michaelmalonenz
Mike 🇳🇿 :
oh, so it really is hardware's fault. just as I always suspected
2025-07-14 04:27:13
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infection4018
❗️ :
Reassigning my 25 story point performance improvement issue to the electrical engineers with no comment
2025-07-14 00:47:31
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gatesofshawn
gatesofshawn :
Underworld - Dark and Long
2025-07-14 07:12:29
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albinoniperiodperfomance
albinoniperiodperformance :
just cache the results and it'll be fine😅
2025-07-16 12:17:01
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milesfl0
Milesflo :
Hard launch?
2025-07-15 15:31:05
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auria.dev
Auri :
is your boyfriend jdh 😭😭
2025-07-14 10:20:12
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jonaturn
jonathencheng :
😳😳😳
2025-07-14 02:57:09
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nikitaagar
nikita :
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
2025-07-14 01:49:10
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microsoftdeveloper
Microsoft Developer :
Dynamic duo 😌
2025-07-15 04:33:55
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seanwberry
Sean Berry :
2025 Hunger Games hosts vibe
2025-07-14 00:44:54
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