YOURE NOT WRONG GIRL GUESS WHAT HAPPENED!!! Three of the biggest security companies got the contract for alligator Alcatraz and my husband works for one of those companies and he REEMED his head officeโs management out like HOW DARE YOU?! AND THE LITERAL DEFENSE WAS WE JUST SIGNED AND DIDNT READ THE CONTRACT WHAAAAAATTTTT???? This is a MULTIBILLION DOLLAR SECURITY COMPANY??!!!
2025-07-16 01:02:10
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itisDave0207 :
this is equal parts hilarious and crushingly sad
2025-07-14 11:12:02
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Squeeky J :
OMG MY EXACT REACTION BEFORE I HEARD U SAY IT
2025-07-17 02:12:39
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Curious Creature :
During his first term there was a point where the White House said, โ we were only giving orders, we were the ones who carried them outโ
2025-07-17 23:06:56
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theglowyone :
"but her emails"
2025-07-15 18:40:23
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yakataga65 :
After the last several years of sorting statements and reviews, systemic functional illiteracy is the real problem our society is not understanding.
2025-07-16 03:41:30
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Flerburgler :
I missed that sound!
2025-07-16 23:33:12
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PoseidonZombie :
50% read at or below a 6th grade level in the U.S. I feel like at least one lawyer will use that as a defense ๐๐๐