@reddit.andys: My mom said, "It's too chaotic this year. Let's skip you coming." I said, "Okay." Then I saw a video on Facebook. My sister's ex and even the neighbors' teenagers all at the table. My kids cried. So I took a picture of every unwrapped gift, texted, "Returning these today." Within 40 minutes, my dad was at my door, yelled. I opened. #reddit