Army MP here, I have so many stories. My favorite is when I escorted a convoy of buses full of soldiers coming back from Iraq to base. Family members waited patiently for their loved ones. As the soldiers got off the bus many family members ran up to them to kiss and hug them. One particular E-7 was the last to get off the bus, his wife and kids were there holding signs saying “welcome back, we missed you”. As the E-7 walked up to his family he noticed that his wife was very pregnant, punched her in the gut and kept on walking. I had to detain him and he complied with my orders. He had been gone for a year and 2 months. He found out later that none of the kids were biologically his.
2025-07-16 07:20:23
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🫡Harley Dude🇺🇸🪂✈️ :
Back in 04 when I was in the 82nd deployed to Ramadi, the Divsion CG ( Shawnick) or something like that emailed his wife un intentionally that was supposed to go to his mistress. His wife took it to the FORSCOM CG and was was a CG of the 82nd ABN Div no more 😅
2025-07-17 18:12:25
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marksingletary77 :
Battalion Commander arrested for "inappropriate contact" with his pre-teen daughter's friend at a sleep over. Last we heard, he was in Leavenworth
2025-07-17 21:55:00
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❤️Walking miracle❤️ :
I was on a deployment and walked into my office late night to study and saw the CO of my department on all fours with an E2 behind her. I received 2 NAMs, extra leave, and extra drink cards throughout my deployment. Best deployment of my life 🙄😂
2025-07-17 00:00:46
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Austin :
Not really tea but was sitting in a PowerPoint presentation about drunk driving in Okinawa and it had the list of ranks of Marines who had been caught and I pointed out they were 90% officers and got chewed out
2025-07-15 17:50:02
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Sephyx1397 :
I was SGT at the time and we had a PFC personally email the SMA about how toxic our leadership was. It wasn't completely untrue, I unfortunately did not get to read said email.
2025-07-17 14:30:38
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TANYA.CAR :
having a stillborn child at 9 months and denied maternity leave because no baby to care of......given 72 hr quarters
2025-07-17 01:04:43
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Marie :
A married E5 and a E2 ight butt ass naked fucking in Landry by the CO himself on deployment
2025-07-16 23:56:02
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stone :
a person in my division onship spread gossip that 2 other people in my division got divorced for eachother and the one still on ship is still on fsa and has been for almost a year at this point and it's looking like it's going to be for a year plus
2025-07-18 01:22:04
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Uncle Seth :
I was confined because my Capt. signed for property that didn't exist. oh forgot to mention he used my signature for the missing items, he brought me up on formal charges and I requested a courts martial, we were in AFG and would have to go to Ger. Come to find out he got busted for forging my name and illegal confinement, I was let go and he demoted to 2LT because when I finally got my trial the signatures didn't match my enlistment papers. My leadership above him also got in trouble for the confinement and not allowing me to confer with a lawyer after reading me my rights and used the confinement as a scare tactic.
2025-07-16 13:21:55
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user3625267690349 :
Ft. Ord the SGM wife got in the car with another Sarge and I after the club. Got right back out when another car pulled up. We said hey where you’re going? She said it’s more of them!
2025-07-16 12:54:57
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liam_doesnt_lose :
My SSgt arranged a contract marriage with his roommate, a Cpl, and a Cpl in our shop.
2025-07-17 00:00:12
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The_Only_Samantha_I_Know :
there was a second class in supply back then they were SK's and she and a Chief got caught she was sitting on him coveralls down. anyways we pulled in from a long cruise, part of her punishment was she had to call her husband and tell him why she wasn't getting off the ship mind you we'd been out for damn near 8 months and her husband was supose to be on the pier with they're 2 kids. She got busted down and 45/45 restriction. and the chief got moved off the ship, I saw him a week later with one of his old junior sailors at the commissary she just had a baby and he was pushing the cart.. my guess is she didn't know about the incident 🤔
2025-07-15 03:38:40
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Jeff Mabus :
had a w01 accuse me of having an affair with one of my soldiers wife. I threatened him, he article me. next deployment he cheated on his wife by knocking up a private. BC made him tell his wife, she dumped and took the kids back to Korea.
2025-07-16 01:30:12
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Hannah Nicholson :
Did I get my DD214? Yes. Did I read everyone of these juicy comments? Also yes.
2025-07-17 02:58:25
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MrBoJangles2022 :
This was in 1991 or 1992. A SgtMaj on my base was arrested for SA on children. I was the chaser who took him to the Naval Hospital where he escaped and ran for a year until thy caught him
2025-07-15 04:09:17
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tspenc69 :
Deployed to Sinai, Egypt for 9 months and returned to many wives 3-4 months pregnant... The safety briefing that came before our release was very a matter of fact..💯
2025-07-16 17:15:26
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Emily :
While I was stationed camp Humpfreys I had a squad leader get caught in 4K stealing video games form the PX. He was demoted from E5 to E4 and had extra duty.
2025-07-16 20:40:44
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KnottimusPrime :
I could create a whole subthread with just ONE COMMAND 😂😂😂
2025-07-17 02:21:55
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nottoday :
on a ship deployment a married man was dating a single lady and broke it off a week before we pulled in. She ran up to this wife and said they were hooking up. The wife said I knew it.. he told me everything and I told him everything.. the husband and wife had a open relationship
2025-07-16 16:20:43
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Randall Hines :
Deployed to Iraq and a whole squad of MPs got busted/reassigned due to fraternization. Surprise inspection in there living area and they had all coupled up and were all in bed together. SSG in charge of the squad was married to a buddy of mine. Didn’t believe it until buddy confirmed it.
2025-07-15 20:06:25
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Krysta Charnea Johnson :
The pregnant wife to my chief managed to sneak her way into the yards come aboard our ship and told the whole command her husband (my chief) and the junior sailor ( one of my guys) were sleeping together. Later found out the girl got pregnant by the chief. Her husband found out and put her in the hospital took the kids, and ran
2025-07-16 20:18:59
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Erika Dash :
Not really tea, more sad. When deployed to iraq my chu was the same to where an e7 knocked up an e3 and then killed her and himself in my room. Room still had the bullet holes. But outside the wire is dangerous right? Always choosing the bear!
2025-07-17 13:29:10
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ChapKB GreaterWorks :
The stories a Chaplain would tell if they could lol
2025-07-16 20:46:03
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🌺☘️Angie ☘️🌺 :
Oh, 😂😂😂😂 I can't tell on myself.
2025-07-16 22:20:19
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