@empty.high.five.hand: Oh, bless their hearts, the Democrats probably don’t fly the U.S. flag because they’re too busy perfecting their kale smoothies or debating the ethics of glitter in parades—priorities, you know! Rumor has it they’ve replaced Old Glory with a “Coexist” bumper sticker to avoid offending the neighbor’s rescue chihuahua. Meanwhile, if you spot a U.S. flag proudly waving in front of someone’s house, rest easy—they’re clearly not insane. Only the sanest folks would brave HOA fines and pollen-stained fabric to prove their patriotism, all while secretly plotting to grill the perfect burger. It’s the ultimate sanity litmus test! #MAGA #Trump2024 #SecondAmendment #AmericaFirst #BuildTheWall #ProLife #GunRights #PatriotNation #ConservativeValues #BlueLivesMatter #TaxCuts #DrillBabyDrill #BorderSecurity #TraditionalFamily #NoSocialism vs #ClimateChange #SocialJustice #Equity #DiversityAndInclusion #ReproductiveRights #UniversalHealthcare #SystemicRacism #GenderEquality #SustainableEnergy #AffordableHousing #ClimateScience #WhitePrivilege

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