Don't hate me but.. Zeus is King, he fought Kronos for you, he defeated other Titanes for you. Hera protects our women and shows us true divine woman spirit. Demeter feeds us, allows us to harvest her fruits and vegetables, allows the flowers to grow and earth to thrive. Apollo watches over you, heals those in need, sings lullabies to the scared and afraid. The gods LOVE you, they ACCEPT you, they are PROUD of you. Never forget those who are being forgotten. Spread the word.
2025-07-15 23:07:05
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Arti :
Pyramid scheme warlock is hilarious
2025-07-15 00:59:37
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Weaponized_Mogwai :
🤣🤣🤣 Masterpiece
2025-07-15 21:28:15
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S. N. Rivers :
mr. cheese is the opposite of what we might have expected from a warlock's patron, but he's exactly what we needed
2025-07-15 00:20:46
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zacharychapple :
jester and her patron
2025-07-25 11:24:19
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super tom :
The name’s Cheddar. But you can call me Mr. Cheese
2025-07-15 00:26:26
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Neigh :
I played a paladin who had their patron the goddess of joy, but his version of joy is so different from literally ANYONE else, I had a conversation with one of the players that perfectly sums this up, “Hey, wanna play hangman?” And then I look at him DEAD in the eyes “Okay, where’s the homeless dude?”
2025-07-15 00:23:56
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Chris :
Did Mr. Cheese just cast .45 Hollow-Point?
2025-07-15 04:16:43
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Sebowenrod :
I ACCEPT KLARNA?!?! 😭 😭
2025-07-20 11:08:23
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shmeckledorf2 :
My character is a sorlock. Has no idea he’s a sorcerer so his patron takes credit for every spell he picks up
2025-07-15 00:51:25
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CheeseGod :
That's me chat
2025-07-15 12:24:02
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Zachary Rico :
His name….. Charles. Entertainment. Cheese… But he goes by Chuck.E.Cheese….
2025-07-15 04:17:29
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Zeratul🇨🇦 :
you're actually a sorcerer and Mr.Cheese tricked you into thinking you're his warlock
2025-07-15 04:39:07
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Sennin Ryuuki :
Not the Ponzi scheme patron AHAHAH
2025-07-15 07:18:53
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Karim Kkhames :
wow DnD economics so bad that even people there need Klarna
2025-07-15 00:18:05
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Siagi :
Reminds me of Regan from mob psycho
2025-07-15 15:10:20
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willeam47 :
I love pyramid scheme patron
2025-07-15 00:24:09
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Playdrian :
For me to be this early is a privilege!!
2025-07-15 00:17:34
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Ser_L_Rey :
it ain't easy *fixing shades* being cheesey 😎
2025-07-15 00:47:03
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icviolet_ :
Mr cheese seems chill idk
2025-07-15 00:19:24
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Leonard :
my name is Tristan and yes this would happen
2025-07-15 06:39:52
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The Digital Phoenix :
A pyramid scheme is probably not as bad as selling off your soul for cosmic power
2025-07-21 09:19:14
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Rakefet Zippin :
Wait- a warlock pyramid scheme?? That is a great idea!
2025-07-17 12:04:14
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Jazzy :
Tell me why this is Bill Seacaster coded 🤣🤣
2025-07-15 14:48:37
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Glave :
Are warlocks just... gangsters..???
2025-07-16 04:37:36
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