@theonion: White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off

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Tuesday 15 July 2025 17:00:00 GMT
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eyoelkassahun4
bbelt :
Wait what happened omg
2025-07-17 22:37:24
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.h91814
Kailar :
Was it JD Vance?
2025-07-18 22:57:17
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vojix_
Vojix :
Jesus loves you bros!
2025-07-15 20:23:17
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haywood.jablowme696969
Show Me Your Butthole B4 Ban :
I fell for it initially
2025-07-15 17:04:41
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nekomo.1
mei :
what is even america about💔
2025-07-17 22:31:46
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imarealfox
imarealfox :
i love the Onion
2025-07-16 00:04:56
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rickyrich3s
Ricky Rich :
isn't this just fox News at this point
2025-07-16 00:46:04
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lucieviri
lucieviri :
for a split second I had hope
2025-07-18 19:49:09
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vgarzareyna
you know who :
wait until this becomes news next week
2025-07-18 03:12:40
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nexus_505
Tobias🫆𖤓 :
Bro they’re gonna take this as a genuine suggestion 😭
2025-07-15 17:49:51
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abbbbboooottttttttttt
Abbott :
Jd Vance spoke a little too softly
2025-07-15 20:12:20
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lost_gaymer
Lost :
You got my hopes up!
2025-07-16 02:28:04
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user439848414615
user439848414615 :
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!
2025-07-16 03:29:11
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munscoman
Munsco :
This is a transformational news story.
2025-07-15 17:27:48
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cyacomics
CYA Comics :
My baaaad 😭🤣
2025-07-15 20:08:43
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xanthangum4
worst fed ever :
the text screenshot 😭
2025-07-15 17:44:17
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zombiechudzoid
Handsome guy :
fox news
2025-07-17 18:31:53
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over50club1
over50club :
sounds too real...
2025-07-17 06:56:24
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radha.cal
Radha 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵 💚🦅💚🦅💚 :
sorry y'all 😭
2025-07-16 00:17:53
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berto.toso
Berto Toso :
No, this isn’t fake😂😂😂
2025-07-17 20:49:38
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cringeclunks
Lisan al-Gaib :
oh it's the onion 😭
2025-07-16 03:40:03
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travi_bearr
Travi Boi :
don't get my hopes up
2025-07-16 02:41:36
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thecar_55
thecar_55 :
Goddamit I got so exited for a sec
2025-07-15 23:30:07
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nicolerenfro8
shrimply-nic :
ooooh noooo lol
2025-07-16 00:57:15
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lilithon89
Lilithon89 :
Me on the White House tour
2025-07-17 18:13:32
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