I hope your phone charger only works at a specific angle. I hope your favorite show gets canceled right before the finale. I hope your pillow is always warm on both sides. I hope you always get stuck behind someone walking slowly and aimlessly. I hope your favorite pen runs out halfway through something important. I hope every soda you drink is flat. I hope you always bite the inside of your cheek right after it heals. I hope your socks are always slightly damp.. I hope you always itch in a spot you can’t reach. I hope your ice cream always melts too fast. I hope your shoelaces always come untied. I hope every time you sneeze, someone says “bless you” two seconds too late. I hope your autocorrect always changes your words to something embarrassing. I hope your favorite song gets stuck in your head but you only remember one line. I hope your favorite mug gets chipped just enough to be annoying but not enough to throw away. I hope you always spill just a little bit of coffee on yourself. I hope your toast always lands butter side down. I hope you always get notifications just as you fall asleep. I hope you always forget why you walked into a room. I hope the person in front of you at every drive-thru orders for 12 people. I hope every vending machine eats your money. I hope every hoodie you wear has the strings uneven. I hope you always get the squeaky shopping cart. I hope your shampoo bottle always has just a little too much left to throw out. I hope your battery dies every time you're 1% away from saving your progress. I hope you always miss the skip ad button by 0.0005 cm. I hope your popcorn burns in the microwave every time. I hope your Netflix always buffers at the good parts. I hope your neighbors practice tap dance at 3 a.m. I hope every pair of earbuds you own gets tangled instantly. I hope you always stub your pinky toe on furniture. I hope your packages always arrive one day after you needed them. I hope your pizza is always just slightly undercooked. I hope every pair of pants you own develops a hole in the worst possible place. I hope your toast never pops, it just sits there until it's cold. I hope every sock you own gets eaten
2025-07-17 17:15:06
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sindy.yoshira :
YOU MUST DO TIME
2025-07-19 01:41:18
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Tatum :
I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY HELP
2025-07-17 22:42:14
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cassiebbelle :
the neck cracked was unnecessary 😭
2025-07-18 04:32:28
378
📀🩵romance_boring🩵📀 :
THAT WARNING WAS TOO LATER AND YOU KNOW IT
2025-07-17 22:23:00
454
Veronica(Sherlock’s Version) :
My jaw dropped lower than Loki in first Thor movie
2025-07-17 12:49:35
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⭐🐺🐀🐕🦌🐈⬛🌕 :
May your pillow always be warm on both sides in summer, may your pillow be only cold in winter, may you go to charge your phone one day only for it not to work and for you to end up finding out that it's actually your charging port for your phone that's broken, not the charger
2025-07-19 00:52:57
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Chevyyyy :
What in the world……
2025-07-19 01:32:22
0
YngChaos :
do the Gwen scene with it
2025-07-18 23:06:55
3
StarBom⚡ :
se me borro la sonrisa de la cara
2025-07-18 00:20:29
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jaeri :
WHY WAS IT CRISPY 😭💔💔
2025-07-18 00:13:57
45
bea :
hand the phone over… you’re done🫴🏼
2025-07-18 06:40:52
404
BONK :
Yeah, 911? This edit. This one right here.
2025-07-18 18:37:21
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kat.aupult_ :
my jaw dropped to thr floor
2025-07-17 22:22:32
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Simmy :
all this app ever does is traumatise me —-
2025-07-17 13:16:03
2049
ididntknowwhattodraw :
I gasped out loud 😃😦
2025-07-17 17:57:37
66
Drumstick :
loki x kdh HELLO?????
2025-07-18 10:08:56
4
winonaro :
i went from 🤩 to 😧 real quick
2025-07-18 09:29:49
6
:。・:*:・゚⎊ ☆,。・:*:・゚𖤍 :
Should I cry or fart or laugh
2025-07-18 05:38:14
3
Ash :
I hate it here
2025-07-18 05:57:19
6
[REDACTED] :
I hope you lose your beloved childhood item you still have
2025-07-18 06:10:14
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Marvel.lover🌯❤️🤍💙☆ :
loki is my soda pop❤️
2025-07-18 09:44:20
1
Kassyy :
So wrap it up because i did not see that coming….💔
2025-07-18 22:54:18
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Leonn. :
THAT'S ILLEGAL
2025-07-18 04:56:20
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