Canonically Clark looks like Bruce Wayne so they can just say she cheated on Jonathan with Bruce Wayne.
2025-07-17 20:47:06
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the rat witch gazes upon you :
no but if Clark does go around telling people he's an alien no one will believe him 😭 imagine your classmate in the 4th grade telling you 'my parents told me they found me in a spaceship that crashed here'. my little kid self would be tempted to explain the birds and the bees.
2025-07-17 23:51:23
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Jimmy :
*Clark while flying*: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM NOT HUMAN?????”
2025-07-18 05:07:49
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amango478 :
not martha saying she cheated 😭
2025-07-17 20:43:13
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Naked Ninja :
I solidly disagree on only one point all other things I take as gospel once again. Clark didn’t float until he was a teenager even the original action comics didn’t have him super leaping till then… however I am willing to accept as a replacement. “Ummm John honey, he’s lifting the whole counter to get at the cookies!” lol
2025-07-18 06:16:45
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Edgy Writer :
I like to think everyone in Small Vile knows, but they don’t say nothing cause he’s a nice kid and helps out
2025-07-17 21:40:00
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lecters boytoy toes stealer :
also they're southern. they HATE the government. if the cia or wtvr comes snooping around that boys birth has been witnessed by half the town next half babysat him and hes just the sweetest most normal boy. also i love the headcanon that they all know so when the government comes snooping they collectively gaslight them😭
2025-07-18 08:55:28
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Tristan Shadix :
they might not have even believed "hes an alien"
2025-07-18 04:20:42
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Gwen :
In the 80s Clark didn’t know he was an alien until after he even become Superman. He just thought he was from a Russian spaceship doing experiments on babies lol. It wasn’t until he checks out the spaceship again that he got his kryptonian messages
2025-07-17 23:13:43
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freya🍉 :
"you wanted to be an actress" "yes and I married a farmer clearly that didn't work out for me🙃" also kids say shit all the time so if they introduced it young he could say it and they'd just have to remain chill and "kids say the darndest things" about it. somebody would ask what's "wrong" with clark and he'd look them dead in the eyes with a bright smile and announce he was an alien. Martha nearly collapses
2025-07-17 20:53:39
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Umbreolas :
"we're going to play this one by ear" is definitely one of the most said sentences when raising Clark. 🔥🔥🔥
2025-07-18 00:04:55
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Nic Santos :
Martha and Johnathan were STRESSIN for sure.
2025-07-17 22:45:38
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Elliott Clark :
(Space ship crashes in the corn field) Johnathan Kent - aww shit a whole season worth of hard farm work gone just like that. Anyway Martha we have a baby now.
2025-07-18 08:06:34
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robinfthood1 :
Narrator: On today's late night episode of 'Scarred by sudden See Through Vision'
2025-07-17 21:40:29
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Victoria :
I thought he was going to eat the spoon JSJSJSS
2025-07-17 22:09:00
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Chase24k :
Canonically Clark and Bruce look eerily alike so if Clark took off his glasses ppl wouldn’t say ‘omg Superman’ they’d more likely say sumn like ‘omg Bruce, why are you wearing a cheap suit?’
2025-07-18 19:21:17
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JayInvincible :
the high pitched "he's floating" is sending me
2025-07-18 06:44:09
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💙✨ Maria ✨💙 :
Martha Wayne and Martha Kent would be best friends
2025-07-18 18:00:16
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Jay :
I think most people in Smallville knew he had powers but were like "well he's a nice boy and very helpful!" and just agreed not to acknowledge it
2025-07-18 20:58:30
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Musaed M :
Excuse you! Martha would not swear 😤
2025-07-18 12:02:28
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sithlordfutaba :
One day. One day I will Marry this goddess
2025-07-18 14:23:07
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Boyd :
This should be a mini series
2025-07-17 21:35:40
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Josiah Grace :
you almost died on that "you can see how that played out for me"
2025-07-17 23:07:15
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Xtina :
I cheated on Jonathan 😭💀
2025-07-17 23:07:56
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Héctor M Cabrera :
NEED MORE OF THIS 😂
2025-07-18 01:06:22
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