@reddit6288: IM OPENING OUR MARRIAGE,"MY WIFE SPAT. “IVE ALREADYFOUND MY FIRST PARTNER"-THEN POINTED AT MY BESTFRIEND ON THE COUCH."YOUCAN WATCH... OR YOU CANLEAVE," I DIDN'T SAY A WORD.IJUST WALKED OUT. THREE DAYSLATER, MY PARENTS CALLED-AND WHAT THEY TOLD ME ABOUTTHAT NIGHT... LEFT ME FROZEN...#reddit