Save this video if Grand Teton is on your list, because I’m about to spare you the rookie mistakes 🏔️🫣 ☀️🌧️❄️ The weather has commitment issues. It’s cold, then it’s hot, then it’s raining for no reason. Bring a jacket, shorts, a swimsuit… and maybe emotional support. 🚗 Parking lots fill up by 7am. Treat it like an airport — get there early or walk 3 miles just to start your hike. 🐻 Bear spray = non-negotiable. This is not Disneyland. 💵 Annual Park Pass is elite. One pass, one car, every U.S. national park = unlocked. Worth every penny. 🧴 No sinks in bathrooms. Bring hand sanitizer unless you wanna raw-dog the wilderness. 📲 Offline maps or suffer. Zero bars. AllTrails is your ride or die. 🦟 Mosquitoes? Everywhere. Don’t be the snack. Bring bug spray. 🥤 No snacks, no stores, no mercy. Pack like you’re entering a survival game. 🛶 Want lake time? Rent kayaks, paddleboards, or take a boat tour. No need to drag your gear like it’s Oregon Trail. 🩱 Swim? Yes. Warm? Absolutely not. Bring your swimsuit and pretend you’re having fun. 👟 Good shoes = good mood. Blisters in the backcountry will humble you. 🕶️ Sunscreen is a must. That alpine sun hits different, and it will hit you. 🪑 Planning to hang by the lake? Bring a blanket or a foldable chair unless sitting on a rock for hours is your vibe. 🧻 Know where the last decent bathroom is. After that, it’s vibes and vault toilets. 🌅 Golden hour is unreal. Check sunset times and bring that phone tripod. Be smart, be safe #GrandTeton #TravelTips #SaveForLater #NationalParks #WildernessVibes #HikingHumor - @la.bloggeer