@smokeranchcnc: I took my wife on vacation before some other “CEO” with mid-tier rizz and weak laser parameters tried to slide in and soft launch her on LinkedIn. 😤💼 I am the CEO. Of Smoke Ranch CNC. Of lasers. Of installs. Of knowing when it’s time to drop the wrench and pick up the beach bag. 🏖️😎 While other guys are aligning optics, I’m aligning quality time before she ends up caught on the jumbotron at a Coldplay concert with someone who says “I outsource all my fab work.” 🚩 If your fiber laser can’t cut 1" steel and your love language is “I forgot again,” don’t worry I already booked the trip. ✈️💘 #CEOWithTheRizz #SheChoseTheLaserGuy #SmokeRanchCNC #MetalFabMafia #TouchingGrassNotAxis #ColdplayConcertSurvivor #InstallCrewOutOfOffice #PTOForTheWifeNotTheWelds #FiberLaserFeelings #CNCAndCommitment #JumbotronFreeSince2024 #MainCharacterMachinist #VacationLikeAVeteran #MetalMaxMovesOnly #LaserCutLove