@thedailynetizen2: NAGHAMON, PERO UMATRAS! Baste Duterte challenged PNP Chief Gen. Torre to a fistfight, pero nang kinasahan, ang daming kondisyon — including a nationwide hair follicle test for all gov’t officials (yes, even the President), na aabot ng P5 billion! Eh andyan na lahat: venue, date, pati si Sen. Ping Lacson, handang i-donate ang one-month pension para sa charity match. Pero si Boy DIK-A ng Davao, biglang naghanap ng lusot. Classic. Moral of the story: kung hindi ka lalaban, wag na lang pa-astig. #TorreVsBaste #NicolasTorreIII #BoksingNa #DDSDrama #basteduterte #HamonNaDrawingLang