I only say octopodes. It makes them feel like a mythical creature
2025-07-24 23:33:38
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Cookie Baker :
My psychiatrist: “and that concludes the autism screening assessment.”
2025-07-25 21:51:33
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kat lue :
the amount of lives youve changed with this information 🥰
2025-08-01 02:02:18
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LizTee23 :
This is the drama I come to the internet for. Team Octopi, because I’m a pretentious c*nt. But only because I didn’t know Octopedes. That’s even more prententious so I am now adopting it and acting like I always knew. Will throw in Greek facts as reasons. I upped my game today.
2025-07-26 02:58:16
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I hate summer :
I would be sitting outside on the stoop with you chatting it up all night
2025-07-24 21:10:58
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Cherry :
The way I would stand there all night with you and participate in this conversation
2025-07-24 23:23:26
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Erin LaHaye :
Before you even said it, I was like, it’s Greek! lol be patient Erin…
2025-07-24 22:50:53
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Ely :
Do I think the octopodes have a bathroom? Yeah, it’s called the ocean
2025-07-25 14:47:59
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Kathryn Pesyna :
Omg this is my forever soap box! I think I’m in love with you.
2025-08-02 03:38:36
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Quinn :
I would not have ever pronounced octopodes they way you said it.
2025-07-25 17:42:58
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mcgingerbeard :
If it’s two octopi, the plural would be hexadecapus
2025-07-25 04:35:55
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Kevin :
One of my favorite jokes was to pretend not to know how to pronounce "octopodes" so my colleagues would correct me, allowing me to respond with "octopoDEEZ NUTZ"
2025-07-25 13:28:38
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Marty Danielson :
You've discussed the etymological, prescriptive, and descriptive approaches. However, you seem to be ignoring social media conventions, which require the plural to be "octopodes" so that the user can say "Octopodes nuts!"
(I'm so sorry I'm like this.)
2025-07-26 15:00:11
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Alyssa Webster :
My niece calls them Octopussies 😅🤦🏻♀️
2025-07-28 00:20:48
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user4925882297679 :
what about cactus, cacti?
2025-07-25 21:49:18
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wombo :
Me 100% at the last Halloween party I went to… that one girl dressed as a traffic cone knows a lot about traffic signage now
2025-07-24 21:04:53
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Naughty Little Quesadilla :
It’s octopi and I will die on this hill
2025-07-25 03:21:37
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That_Lego_Lady :
I said octopodes and was laughed at.
2025-07-25 02:07:27
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untaggedidentity :
I have delivered this same infodump. We should be friends 😁
2025-07-25 19:58:42
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JadziGirl :
My fav is platypuses!
2025-07-25 00:54:22
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DaringHare :
This would be why you would also be the only person I know at the party. How did we even get invited?
2025-07-26 00:18:00
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sierra lewis ✨💖 :
girl the way your mind works 😂
2025-07-26 15:26:34
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Jacky :
And the I round it out it with a solid Irish goodbye
2025-07-26 14:33:57
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redsoxdave :
Should have just brought an antipasto salad 😬
2025-07-25 01:35:25
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Sloppy Joe :
Yep. This gets a follow. First impressions and all.
2025-07-24 22:41:20
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