This is funny and also reminds me of a quote I love from Susan Sarandon’s character in Shall We Dance. “We need a witness to our lives. There's a billion people on the planet... I mean, what does any one life really mean? But in a marriage, you're promising to care about everything. The good things, the bad things, the terrible things, the mundane things... all of it, all of the time, every day. You're saying 'Your life will not go unnoticed because I will notice it. Your life will not go un-witnessed because I will be your witness'."
2025-07-28 02:41:03
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It's Just Lara :
I do this to my son. I think he gets annoyed, but idc. I've listened to him his whole life, so he can listen to me sometimes too 😂😂😂
2025-07-27 03:14:51
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Srec8490 :
I was gonna say “you don’t have coworkers?” But he’s a comedian so never mind
2025-07-26 12:46:54
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user4693508903504 :
Omg I just realized I haven’t had Dairy Queen since 2021. 👀 Jesus I need myself a Blizzard 🌨️
2025-07-26 15:17:19
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.pac_ :
Hey, this is one of your best videos!! 🔥🔥
2025-07-25 19:43:16
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Emmmmy :
This is sooooo accurate
2025-07-26 18:31:19
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CarpeDiem :
As a stay at home mom, I text my husband every random thought while he is at work 😂
2025-07-27 14:45:15
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neil_funny :
This is such a great joke. Immediate Follow
2025-07-26 14:30:46
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Cobrashelby :
I used to date guys who hated me telling them mundane things like this. Now I found someone who appreciates it lol.
2025-07-27 03:59:58
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Gotta run Erins :
🔘strongly agree 🤣
2025-07-26 20:45:09
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Justin Morales :
One of my favorite bits 😂
2025-07-26 15:57:24
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Sixbee :
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂you're hilarious
2025-07-25 18:57:01
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Tudor Totoescu :
hahahahaha noce one
2025-07-29 14:13:48
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Jake Dunbar :
legend
2025-07-29 06:43:45
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mynamewas_slop :
So true
2025-07-28 02:06:28
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G💟 :
@no name
2025-07-27 18:58:22
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forestrainne :
✨
2025-07-30 00:54:52
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James Conway :
💯💯💯
2025-07-27 02:59:14
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pa LIES stine :
About your pervious videos about the tunnels. That story was completely fabrications based on conspiracy theories. I live right next to that place & there are no tunnels. Here's the truth part 1. During covid they shut down that synagogue/Yeshiva the students still wanted to study so they started using the cellar doors to go through the abandoned basement to get in that's where the viral video of the Hassidic jew coming out of the cellar doors looking sus. part 2 the synagogue/Yeshiva is overcrowded the students always wanted to extend the building the Rabbis don't allow this. There were a bunch of students who are crazy decided to take matters into their own hands & starting breaking through one of the walls that's when the Rabbis called the cops & where the viral videos of the cops & Hassidic jewish students is from. All the bull shit about tunnels came from snowballing conspiracy theories. You're welcome to go check it out for yourself there's 100% no tunnels I go there all the time
2025-07-25 22:10:36
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David V :
Poop. In case she drops the ball again.
2025-07-25 19:34:09
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