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scruntle :
The twist, he has exactly $1 US dollar, and no more. His bank accounts are completely empty.
2025-07-27 17:31:02
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vinicius.salvati :
the first wish was for all wishes to be submited in written form, and it was granted. Wishes 2 and 3 weren't submitted in written form, so didn't count, therefore, he still has 2 wishes
2025-07-27 18:34:35
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shanejamin :
It is the position of the undersigned that the criteria for what constitutes a valid "wish" under the established genie-master agreement must be clearly delineated and adhered to. Firstly, it is understood and generally accepted that the invocation of a wish is predicated on the specific phrasing "I wish for" appearing at the beginning of the request. Absent this phrase, the communication in question does not qualify as a wish, but rather as an informal request or statement, which the Genie may choose to acknowledge or disregard at their discretion. Secondly, the actions taken by the Genie in response to such non-wish statements—hereafter referred to as "requests"—do not involve magical obligation. Any such actions, whether granted or denied, are administrative in nature and do not require the exercise of magical power. While the Genie retains the right to use magic voluntarily to assist in menial or procedural matters (e.g., transcribing, reading, or physically transferring objects), such use is discretionary and not compelled. Thirdly, it is customary practice that the Genie provide pre-established guidelines outlining the types of wishes that are considered unacceptable or non-permissible (e.g., those involving temporal manipulation, resurrection of the dead, etc.). These guidelines, once communicated, form a binding framework within which all valid wishes must operate. If a request, even one formally introduced with "I wish for," falls within these prohibited categories, the Genie is within their rights to deny the wish in accordance with the agreed limitations. However, any command or request introduced with the phrase “I wish for” that does not violate the established limitations must be recognized as a valid wish, and the Genie is thereby contractually and magically bound to fulfill it.
2025-07-27 23:31:07
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Dáithí :
He might still have 2 wishes. It might be argued that the first wish put into effect that all following wishes should be in written form. Have to check with the Genie Council for this.
2025-07-26 18:46:41
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stevenvancourt :
For those that don’t realize it, the lawyer knew those first two were going to count and he pretended to have a problem with it. Remember he studied the genie beforehand. His goal was to not be cursed and get everything he wished for. The goal for the genie is to subvert expectations. It was the genie whose expectations were subverted.
2025-07-27 12:59:15
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Matty TheDstroyer :
the genie isn't playing by the rules. the wish is always initiated by the master saying "I wish". it's been like that forever, the genie is cheating him out of wished
2025-07-27 14:30:08
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Robbie :
I was totally expecting “don’t hate the player hate the game” to be followed with “wish granted” lol
2025-07-26 18:45:52
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Nxkx :
ok but he said all the wishes should be written
2025-07-27 17:12:21
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The_Jurbo_Toker :
so funny ahhaahayyayayahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahhahahahhahahahaahahaha AHHHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH THEY ARE IN THE WALLS LET THEM IN AHHHHH
2025-07-28 01:08:51
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Dez Tremblay :
yeah lawyer lost... he didnt get consequences, but only one of his wishes were granted
2025-07-27 18:45:04
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Rajio 🇨🇦 :
he didn't ask you for something, he described something he would like.
2025-07-27 02:51:07
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williec80 :
nah I didn't say "I wish" thems the rules
2025-07-27 18:32:21
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Superfox2894 :
his first wish could potentially invalidate the other two, although he should have said "only in written form"
2025-07-27 19:18:40
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раменоядное :
"They won't believe you." "Why not? You do."
2025-07-27 14:59:23
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Clint, The Biphomet🔻 :
He's still got two wishes. The "2nd and 3rd wishes" were not submitted in written form, as to avoid confusion.
2025-07-27 18:32:54
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AboyNamedJonny :
The Norm McDonald genie still would’ve won 😭😂
2025-07-27 17:09:59
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SmokeEater :
The wishes must be precise as wishes are a precise endeavor
2025-07-27 16:41:50
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Renzo Mayo :
The lawyer is the one that got player cause he made 3 wishes but only got 1 actual thing. He was so focused on outsmarting the Genie he didn't actually get anything. He lost
2025-07-27 04:10:10
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enigmatty :
No. Firstly, he didn’t say the words “I wish…”. Secondly, it was a statement, not a request. Like saying “hi my name is Matthew but you can call me Matt” is not a request. It’s a proposition of sorts but I didn’t say “please can you call me Matt?” And thirdly, you didn’t “grant” him anything. You COULD have said “written wishes are not allowed as you have to say them out loud”. But that’s a restriction. Only if you LIFT a restriction, which was made CLEAR that it was a restriction beforehand, would it be considered action on your part, but STILL isn’t a wish without the words “I wish…”😳 You’re wrong😐
2025-07-27 01:40:16
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R :
since the first wish was in play, the 2nd one was invalid
2025-07-27 20:32:21
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corrybyrd5 :
But you didn’t get the other wishes in written form so did you really beat the genie?
2025-07-27 04:54:24
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Urbien18 :
What if you say to a genie That I wish for him to perfectly understand all my wishes how I mean it and fullfil it exactly the way I mean it when I speak it?
2025-07-27 20:52:43
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Troji :
When the genie is only pretending to follow it's own rules, or isn't actually bound by them, then there's no beating it. You can say "I wish for a gold brick" and it can give you a ham sandwich and say it granted your wish. What are you gonna do, take it to court?
2025-07-27 17:42:20
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Darkness_Primo :
technically he didn't say "I wish" so they aren't wishes, that's how genies have always worked, I don't care what anybody says
2025-07-27 12:03:07
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Literal Mouse 🇨🇦 :
this is clearly fake. any genie worth his salt would've spawn a cube of 100 pennies above his head so they fall everywhere
2025-07-28 05:35:16
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