Fake Goosebumps Guy
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Tom Palmer :
How does one go about getting that chocolate curse? I don't like chocolate, but I love white chocolate.
2025-07-31 03:35:04
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Shawn :
I hate him so much if he spontaneously combusts, it was probably my hatred.
2025-07-28 15:52:57
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Lynda Lovelamp :
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!!
2025-07-30 00:13:14
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Libby Munie :
"I hate him so much it shows up on doppler radar" MOOD.
2025-07-28 17:29:15
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Criticalfan00122 :
last one made me shiver
2025-07-30 17:53:11
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babyeddie3d :
now I have to disagree. what's wrong with white chocolate?
2025-07-28 21:13:41
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Chris :
I hate him so much I’m going to edit every copy of Home Alone 2 to remove his 0:05 of screen time
2025-07-29 21:06:11
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10,000 Autumns :
My hate for him has non-Euclidean geometries
2025-07-29 12:13:07
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Brittany :
Will there be an extended version of this on Patreon? I love it 😂😂
2025-07-29 10:33:53
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Anne✨Chronically Beautif-ILL :
This is so so accurate. And the white chocolate one is diabolical.
2025-07-28 20:03:43
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OurLadyOfPerpetualSorrys :
Not the five lights 😂
2025-07-28 16:32:52
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SisterYahtzee 🌈🍉🇨🇩🇺🇦 :
A++ for the instant science fact reference. 😂
2025-07-28 17:24:27
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Kristi :
Not the peppermint tea! 😂 But to be fair, what is the point of any herbal tea? It’s just fancy water.
2025-07-28 20:58:22
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Absol_Blue :
Try feeling this way while being a construction worker in Texas
2025-07-29 01:41:09
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Name goes here... :
aww.... what's wrong with white chocolate??
2025-07-29 11:39:08
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Maureen Lynn :
not kidding about the bass pro shop thing though. I stopped there to use the bathroom and walk around on a long drive and I immediately had to leave after washing my hands because I felt so unwelcome.
2025-07-28 15:53:27
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LostDodoHomestead :
Not the Lovecraftian adjectives!
2025-07-29 00:19:38
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Junebuggety :
Doppler radar took me out.
2025-07-28 17:57:17
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MisterMc823 :
“I hate him like Springfield hates Shelbyville. I hope every hamberder he eats tastes like warm lettuce. I hate him so much I would pay for everything in Pennie’s by hand if it meant he was sent on a rocket to Uranus 🚀”
2025-07-29 00:00:05
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jacob_mejuna :
ah. so THATS why i haven't seen any monarchs this year...
2025-07-29 17:56:27
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ele5ment :
the fact I really felt like you saw me really sold it for me.
2025-07-29 03:19:21
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Sogomango :
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS 😂❤️
2025-07-29 14:45:34
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🖤BriBri33🖤 :
Noooo that's my emotional support fourth wall 😂
2025-07-28 22:09:32
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popebrian1 :
if I hated him anymore the wind patterns in Pennsylvania would have course corrected a miss.
2025-07-28 18:33:26
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chronically_metal :
You can…see me?? Are you my guardian angel? 🥺🤪
2025-07-28 16:51:39
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