I hope your phone charger only works at a specific angle. I hope your favorite show gets canceled right before the finale. I hope your pillow is always warm on both sides. I hope you always get stuck behind someone walking slowly and aimlessly. I hope your favorite pen runs out halfway through something important. I hope every soda you drink is flat. I hope you always bite the inside of your cheek right after it heals. I hope your socks are always slightly damp.. I hope you always itch in a spot you can’t reach. I hope your ice cream always melts too fast. I hope your shoelaces always come untied. I hope every time you sneeze, someone says “bless you” two seconds too late. I hope your autocorrect always changes your words to something embarrassing. I hope your favorite song gets stuck in your head but you only remember one line. I hope your favorite mug gets chipped just enough to be annoying but not enough to throw away. I hope you always spill just a little bit of coffee on yourself. I hope your toast always lands butter side down. I hope you always get notifications just as you fall asleep. I hope you always forget why you walked into a room. I hope the person in front of you at every drive-thru orders for 12 people. I hope every vending machine eats your money. I hope every hoodie you wear has the strings uneven. I hope you always get the squeaky shopping cart. I hope your shampoo bottle always has just a little too much left to throw out. I hope your battery dies every time you're 1% away from saving your progress. I hope you always miss the skip ad button by 0.0005 cm. I hope your popcorn burns in the microwave every time. I hope your Netflix always buffers at the good parts. I hope your neighbors practice tap dance at 3 a.m. I hope every pair of earbuds you own gets tangled instantly. I hope you always stub your pinky toe on furniture. I hope your packages always arrive one day after you needed them. I hope your pizza is always just slightly undercooked. I hope every pair of pants you own develops a hole in the worst possible place. I hope your toast never pops, it just sits there until it's cold.
2025-07-30 01:11:16
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daeho's #1 gooner :
get back in the condom.
2025-07-30 00:17:17
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Jaylen :
Can someone explain what happened
2025-08-02 00:03:19
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burp 🌼🐉/🦑🎮 :
might never speak to each other again btw
2025-07-29 22:46:12
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Thanos on T.O.P ⬆︎ :
The fact that they were childhood friends and knew each other for so long and now they’re just not best friends and don’t even talk anymore just because of a small mistake that T.O.P made:(
2025-07-30 00:08:17
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Kari😻 :
did you just stabbed me 230 times with a crayon?
2025-07-30 09:26:24
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🐈⬛кιтту🐾 :
when I saw the first clip u knew it was over.
2025-08-01 12:36:17
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Aubrey ❤️ DrPepper :
NO. No. no I’m not ready
2025-07-30 00:54:51
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Jaylen :
What happened?
2025-08-02 00:02:27
0
𝑩𝑰𝑩𝑰 ★🇮🇪 :
im not sorry for this edit😹
2025-07-29 22:33:13
3
alice :
Unfollow her right now
2025-07-29 23:15:57
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☕︎ ᴢᴀʏᴅᴇɴ ⸝⸝ ⸝⸝ ∿ :
This is my first impression of you btw.
2025-07-30 18:43:05
0
hangooner123 :
if you see me walk faster
2025-07-30 11:58:20
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𝒌𝒂𝒊𝒊𝒌𝒂𝒊𝒊 🧁 :
is that my handsom- oh☹️
2025-07-30 15:35:09
0
lexi⁷ :
why ru doing this
2025-07-31 04:45:30
0
⊹ ࣪ ˖ ℳ 𝒂𝓲 𝒂 𝜗ৎ :
I LOVE IT OMG
2025-07-30 11:15:54
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Alex 🥝 :
you could've just told me you hate me
2025-07-30 12:58:26
0
Klaudia 丰☠︎ :
Did you just stab me in the heart 230 times? 😢😭
2025-07-30 00:03:14
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. :
you enjoy making me cry! DO NOT TOUCH MY HAND
2025-07-30 09:45:16
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junie jones :
i hope your piss burns
2025-07-30 00:51:39
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𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ <3⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆ :
wait I can’t read some of it bc of the white background what does it say? 😭
2025-07-31 03:05:35
0
niran :
hey so FUCK ME WITH A CHAINSAW WHY DONT YOU
2025-07-30 01:45:56
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ɱɿՐઽɿ૯૯⁴ :
"yay! another GTOP edit! " 💗
"oh" 💔
2025-07-30 14:05:31
0
Nam-gyu’s left eyebrow❤️ :
Ho did you stab me with a Crayon? You really have the Power, you must feel like a Big Boy (PLS GET IT)
2025-07-30 12:09:09
1
⋆𖦹★ 🧟♀️ ★𖦹⋆ :
what the fuck dude.
2025-07-29 22:10:50
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