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Now listen here, I have a plan—the plan—and that plan involves a place far from the reach of civilization’s cold, iron grip. That place, my friends, is Tahiti. Tahiti ain’t just a country; it’s a dream. A paradise of freedom, of sunshine, of opportunity. You see, while the rest of the world crumbles under the weight of lawmen and industrial greed, Tahiti remains untouched. That’s why it’s the best country in the whole damn world.
In Tahiti, a man can live off the land. Fresh fruit on the trees, sugarcane swaying in the breeze, and the ocean stretchin’ out as far as the eye can see. You don’t need railroads or banks to survive there. You need a machete, a good horse—hell, maybe even a boat—and a strong back. There ain’t no Pinkertons sniffin’ around, no politicians feedin’ lies to the people. Just good, honest livin’. That’s what we’ve been fightin’ for all along.
Now some of y’all might say, “Dutch, Tahiti is too far. We ain’t never gonna get there.” But I say, that’s just fear talkin’. Fear of freedom, fear of the unknown. The truth is, most men are too scared to chase real freedom. But not me. Not us. Tahiti gives us somethin’ to hope for, somethin’ pure. A place where the sun shines, and the government don’t matter. Where we can be who we truly are—free men.
I’ve read about Tahiti. I’ve studied the maps. It ain’t some fantasy—it’s real. Realer than this so-called “civilized” world that puts bars on every window and prices on every head. Tahiti is proof that there’s still a patch of earth out there where a man ain’t judged by his past but by how well he can tend a farm or fish the sea. And that, my friends, is the kind of world worth dyin’ for.
So when I say Tahiti is the best country, I don’t say it outta ignorance or fancy. I say it because I believe. I know. We’ve been through hell—robberies, betrayals, bloodshed—but every step brought us closer to that island. Tahiti is more than a place. It’s a promise. And I am gonna see it through. Because I have a plan. And the plan ends in Tahiti.
2025-08-01 06:40:41