@hamgoneham: These are the ones I can name online: Feyre (admit it, you’d bite her), people who harass GRRM about finishing the series (let the man take his time, look at the garbage we got when HBO rushed it), anyone involved in story decisions for And Just Like That (no explanation needed), Chris Pratt (again, explanation not required), turtle man because how has Father Time not done the job yet?, and of course Paul- if that’s EVEN HIS REAL NAME!