jean🧞♀️★ flight attendant ★
Region: US
Wednesday 30 July 2025 16:35:10 GMT
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Erika :
“I just got my license” after crashing the cart into a seat 💀
2025-07-30 17:03:14
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💗 :
If I bump a seat with the cart “sorry just got my license :)”
2025-07-30 18:55:02
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Jaclyn Silva :
All this. And in December I occasionally answer the interphone with “Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?”
2025-08-01 14:57:01
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marls :
When I’m pulling up the cart after service and accidentally bump into someone I go “sorry no backup camera”
2025-07-30 23:53:55
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aisledonkeys :
If I accidentally fling ice or drop a cup I go “yep, gravity still works”
2025-07-30 16:50:11
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cosmicfloat :
This isn’t on the plane, but in the terminal when someone asks “do you work here?” I always say, “no i work in the sky 🙂↕️”
2025-07-31 00:39:24
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mary rose :
🌐 anytime someone thanks me I say “good leads the way” 😝🤪
2025-07-30 19:28:48
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Cece :
Any time there’s an inconvenience I say “how I am supposed to Live, Laugh, Love in these conditions”
2025-07-30 20:37:40
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G A B B Y 🤍 :
Whenever I’m in a random row while boarding and I’m in the row someone’s seat is in, I say out loud “wowww eviction notice much?”
2025-08-01 03:56:27
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KevinUlloa :
Everytime i hear the call light, i go up (IN A CLEARLY JOKING WAY) and say “WHAT DO YOU WANT”
2025-07-30 23:35:49
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Babeonthegogo :
Are you new? Or have I just been an FA too long? 🤣
2025-07-30 21:09:29
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Eduardo Torres :
During service if someone is asleep and the person next to them is awake, I’ll say “you’re my witness, I tried”
2025-07-31 18:25:59
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Jasminn :
When my cart mate on the other side needs a soda from my side but I’m out too I say “go fish”
2025-07-31 03:27:16
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crissy :
Every pilot is bestie, every FA is bestie. Especially if they clearly are not feeling my vibe. I also say see you upstairs/downstairs when we leave for our jumpseats after the double ding
2025-07-30 21:09:43
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stephy :
When the seal in the juice isn’t fully open and I have to squeeze super hard—I go “freshly squeezed😃 by me😃” and if the people in front of me are super into the safety demo I do a curtsy after
2025-07-30 21:30:34
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Brittany Pitts :
Ahhhh I love your glasses
2025-07-30 19:52:01
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mare ⭐️ :
I’ll know if you ever fly with my dad (a pilot) bc he would defff say something about princess lol
2025-07-31 19:25:19
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Hannah Gonzalez :
so like what are the people reactions overall? like mostly kind or like girl wtf
2025-07-31 04:11:00
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victoria :
you gotta make this job fun so it doesnt make you miserable
2025-07-31 16:42:34
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reagan, flight attendant + mom :
when people get on with food, I always say “oh it was so nice of you to bring me something!”
2025-07-31 00:35:01
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Erica V :
Stole this from my coworker: when they say “how are you” reply “living the dream! ……(one nightmare at a time)
2025-07-31 01:22:06
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NotLeysha 🇳🇮 :
Taking all of these thanks
2025-07-31 02:30:03
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✨💙✨ :
One I was stuck on a cart with someone who wouldn’t give me any rows to serve half the time and no one wanted anything else so I was standing there starting knot space after getting my ice set and a man felt bad for me so he asked me for a water to “kill time” and I responded, “THANK YOU. Honestly if you hadn’t asked for this water I’d just be standing here disassociating about Taylor Swift.” And I got the biggest cackle from the man one aisle over. Any time I am walking through the aisle with anything I’ve been told by the company to give away, and I can’t tell people aren’t paying attention to me and will ask for that item later it turns into comedy hour. For instance headphones. I usually say “head phones get your headphones, free right here and now but still $2 at good will!” “Headphones free headphones, blue tooth will not work on this aircraft. I suggest you take them NOW. If I don’t get rid of them all I get thrown in the jet engineeee.” And if I’m flying with my favorite FA I say “If I can’t get rid of all of them, (friend) and I have to fight to the DEATHHHH.” All in like a state fair auctioneer voice lol.
2025-07-31 12:24:56
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Meagan :
When people ask for OJ and the seal doesn’t break all the way & I have to squeeze the box I say “here you go freshly squeezed sorry it took me a minute!”✨🙂
2025-07-31 03:35:44
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AirSpud :
Pax- how do you like being a FA? Me- it has its ups and downs 🛫🛬 Pax- what’s that?? *points at some land mark* Me- the ground 😬 Pax- what’s that long line in the ground??? It’s been going for miles!! Me- oh those are the state boarders 😬 I fly cargo now 👩🏼✈️😂
2025-07-31 01:43:28
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