@jamin2432615184: #greenscreen maybe this is the bad place ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Jill 🤪 :

the fact that I had to go check to see if this was a real headline 😭

Nonamehere :

cosplaying the Gestapo AND the Romans, damn

Nova🪻🪻🪻 :

Our country is a never ending SNL skit at this point in time 😭

Astro :

THEY GOT JESUS????

Extincteon :

At this point I feel bad for the onion 😭

Summerskies :

South Park writers are working overtime rn I stg. matt and trey aren't even working at this point, they're just animating real events.

Furchats Networks Cooperation :

soo we gonna do this again really‽

thebottomlessbarrel :

american gods core 😭😂

Quirky Toker :

I mean we told these people this exact thing would happen. We actually told them ALL these horrid things were going to occur and they STIIIILLLLL voted for it…

Finny Boi :

And he’s a carpenter 💀

LIZZLIZZBOBIZ 🏳️‍⚧️🍉 :

So we are doing this again?

DocMcScrungus :

aint no way

Asar :

Ain't no way

Maebelline :

Play the Caligula song next article because they’ll just keep coming

Katja :

oh the Good Friday Passion Plays are gonna cook next year

Chris Wintersmith :

They arrested WHO?! Oh that is just... because of COURSE they did

Nelson Demifur :

Would it help if I go on record in saying I don't support what they're doing?

Andrew Sadach :

@TikTok Jesus 😳😳😳😅😅😅

ablondeandheryorkiepoo :

A year ago, I would’ve thought this was a headline from @The Onion

Jesus Jezuz :

Dapper Dinosaur :

LoMo :

It’s been really nice getting to know everyone! I’m cancelling my dystopian subscription and falling into the void now! I hope y’all are on Jesus’s side too! 🥰

Beau.luna81 :

iCE would do that.

Mari T :

oh they really done messed up 😂

Ariboi :

Now ICE is officially screwed if the church hates them