@reddit9003: After 11 years of marriage, my wife’s attorney showed up and handed me divorce documents. “She's taking it all, including full custody,” he smirked. “Even your kids want nothing to do with your last name.” I stayed calm and gave him a sealed file. “Make sure she reads this.” That evening, my phone blew up. Her mother, in tears, asked how I found out about the “14-year lie.” #reddit