@jackbgreenberg: relatable

puchi :

This is literally my sense of humor

Salome :

This is actually scarily eerily targeted towards me I just quit my job at the Times Square m&m store last week

caroline cianci :

"wait ive been wanting to buy a pound of red m&ms..."

faith grady :

a 15% discount on peanut butter m&ms would seal the deal for me

🤓 :

This is someone’s life rn

Kitchenwitchcolon :

Me w a chipotle employee

mariam🪬🧿🪬 :

TONIGHT COULD BE THE MOVE

Isaias :

Like mars m&m? Like the peanut butter m&m? Sorry im broke

francesca🪽 :

i can never have an original experience

J🎱sh :

Hears 67 *sighs* opens comments

kait :

As someone who is unironically obsessed with m&ms this is extremely pointed

TJ1yon :

Nobody noticed 6 7….

SydHip :

Doing the 15% off math out loud 😂😂 me

Addisonweb21 :

45 for a pound of m&ms is crazy

FT710 :

Thats how I do math 🤣🤣

😹 :

How it felt working at lowes

Sarah Jayne Dixon :

Tonight could be the move

Xrysoula :

Oh so I’ve literally never had an original experience ig

Myles :

Hockeygirl26 :

this is actually relatable

sarah112 :

The math is me I fear

lulu :

why the heck did I assume he was talking about the Canadian M&M meat brand 😭😭

Taylor Maxwell :

39.25$ would be a steal on mnms

TheChiefComplex :

I was concerned because that's exactly how I did the math in my head. But then I was relieved knowing this could never be me because I would never ever want to go to a crowded place, and I hate shopping.

Fionahawk :

6 7 $ off