@berry_o_burden: #cookierunkingdom Dark Cacao Cookie's AMA had my gf and I rolling from laugher because I'd like to bet money he goes to cake hound yoga with Pure Vanilla Cookie 😭 . . . #crk #darkcacaocookie #darkcacaocookierun #crkingdom

Mick :

Dont forget that he Yelled at a Tree, fell down Stairs, and forcefully got drunk by his friend

Gr1m•WIth€•nfů$iøn :

DONT FORGET THE CAKE HOUND YOGA

kwawiichan64 :

PLZZ MAKE THIS INTO A SOUND

#1 Golden Cheese defender | Az :

Live for headcanons and all but genuinely.. do people not read the disclaimers? Sure enjoy it idc, but PLEASE do not say it’s canon…

DJ!!!!! (shags2dope's version) :

and he locks in

꒰ 🍡 ୨୧ candy! :

AND UTTERED THE WORDS "lock in" 😭😭😭😭

◅✧ʟɪʟᴏ✧▻ | #1 PRUNE JUICE FAN :

Pickle ball is a sport for old people to stay in shape btw 😭🥀

The Loco System :

I love that he canonically goes to therapy and stuff

miguel <3 :

this fandom does not feel serious at times 😭

🐾 :

dark cacao mentioned 🖤🖤🖤 dark cacaos true and only spouse and n1 fan (me) is locking in!!!!!!🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

Uuut :

Roy Tempest :

it's not his fault he just feels like he needs to have some stress relievers because he has the entire weight of the Kingdom on his shoulder

skippy💙🤍 :

HOW DO YOU SPEAK SO FAST AND LONG WITHOUT LOSING YOUR BREATH 💔

WaluEevees :

Can't wait for the White Lily Ama where we learn she's actually chill with Dark Enchantress and the play bowling on weekends

JAMES LAKE JUNIOR. :

HES MY FAV.

💛beeswax 🐝_⚔️/🩵🤍💚 :

let my man "lock in" as he said

fruitsnacks :

so like. . . what's the therapy even for I'm not caught up on the lore?

cat ball :

this fandom is a coping mechanism 😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🥀🥀

Zense96 :

me when I saw the 15 in 1 Shampoo

꧁🚩💣°★𝚘w𝚎n/𝚐a𝚖z𝚎e★°🌀🌈꧂ :

It'S cAnOn...I jUsT cAn'T pRoVe It YeT..

Seam-Jevil's true partner♡ :

can my husband not have hobbies 💔

Skills_not_found :

Meanwhile I’m just here heavily simping for Buttermilk Cookie 😭

Aysha The CEO of PureFlour🇵🇸 :

i just wonder if the tree was okay 💔