@no_sleep_narrator: Ah, the classic tale of the guy who thinks “protection” is a magic incantation that automatically prevents babies. So, instead of acknowledging biology, he dives into a bizarre allegory where an umbrella is suddenly a lethal weapon. Spoiler alert: no one’s buying that—not even the doctor, who’s probably wishing he gave out more sedatives. #Witty #humor #Dadjokes #Storytime #xyzbca #fypシ゚viral #jokes #FunnyStories #DailyLaughs #BarJokes #PlotTwist #DoctorDontCare #Umbrella #hunting