@imd0ingy0urm0m: congrats on losing your prime era to watch a gremlin?? idk #wlw

MiA :

like i’m sorry for your loss😭😭

Juls 🇺🇸➡️🇫🇷 :

Like oh damn your life is over now 😭

☆Shayla☆ :

Me: omg nooooo Friend: 🤨

a.b. 💋 :

angieeepants :

Having a child is a humiliation ritual and no one can convince me other wise

yourleastfavoritewoman :

Just be like “so… are you having a girl or an abortion?”

𝐉𖤐 :

Saying congratulations feels wrong

Devin Severy :

Honestly (I have two kids with two diff men)

savvy :

i literally say i’m sorry 😂😂

whitney leavitt’s sourdough :

it makes me so sad like wow imagine the person you could’ve been :(

urfavlocallesbian :

literally will never be excited for this

🩷✨Kaylee✨🩷 :

like who did this to you?! 😫

yubinfected ˣʰ :

when someone tells me their pregnant but america is becoming less livable by the day

lauren ꩜🐞 :

sorry this ended up on the wrong side of tiktok you’re totally valid LMAO 🙏

tae :

People who hate kids (not dislike) are suchhhh a red flag

. :

I hate being like this but I can’t help it 😭😭😭 I don’t understand the appeal

K.Mort🏴‍☠️ :

fr like i am NOT the target audience if you want genuine excitement 😭

Hoopla :

Me w my sister and she got mad at my reaction

️ ️ :

preach

GoFit | Davia :

When people tell me they’re pregnant it’s so awkward 😭😭😭😭😭 cause idk if I should say congrats or ask if they’re gonna keep it

D ||-// :

My ex bestie got married to a trumpie and had kids hit also ghosted me in the process so bullet dodged 🙏🏼

Khadi :

May this friendship never find me 👎

ily 🪩🏹⸆⸉ :

caption is killing me

Kiki :

I always ask "Are we happy about this or are we making an appointment?"

theycallme_rayy :

septum piercing theory🫩