@nate_illingsworth: Don’t eat this food if you’re a runner ❌❌❌

James :

But how do you get the runners high then?

Blake :

cowboychief_p :

no wonder i ain’t been getting faster

BasketbalLegends :

Kaela Hendrickson :

guess i’ll cancel my target pickup order

crae1421 :

I thought you were going to say fettuccine Alfredo

indy :

Coffee is numbers 2 and 3

Pep’s :

For whatever reason I thought one was going to be rats

mynameisBrooks :

I guess I’ll never be a runner 😔😔😔

Hannah :

Damn it

Random :

debatable

godjessamerica :

2) the road

lo🦋 :

He mighta told a joke but he never told a lie 🙂‍↕️

Thatonefedupz :

Do you have an alternative?

kendragygax :

I was gonna guess pizza but ok

Kei :

#2) Running

Jake Boes :

That explains my pace 🫩

Becky :

Number 2: grocery store clam chowder

Nico of TX :

not even as a little treat?

Field to Food :

As a runner and a FD paramedic, this is 100% accurate 👍

mojo dojo :

This is sending me

Mediocre Cat servant 🆘🇺🇸 :

I was so worried you were going to say nachos 😫

ProjectStrongEm :

but what is #2 and #3?

nel :

I was really waiting for it...

vitaminc6z :

I fent you didn’t see that coming