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char :
I was in funeral car on way to my mums cremation and said to the driver "can you put the air con on I'm dying in here"
2025-08-15 11:05:28
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Aurora Not Borealis :
Had a manager who used to say off-the-cuff stuff all the time. One of his popular phrases was “RIP [person]” whenever something unfortunate happens. One day, he came in an informed us that his grandmother had just passed away, and the other manager went “RIP grandma” before he could stop himself. Thankfully the manager whose grandmother had passed had a good sense of humor about it
2025-08-15 05:29:33
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cheeky_pogo :
On a first date after we matched speed dating, the conversation was flowing great & we were having a lovely time, when she mentioned she left home at 16. “Blimey I replied that’s young, what did your parents beat you?” Then followed a pause that felt like it was twenty minutes. Yep her & her older sister both left home at the same time because of domestic abuse. She eventually laughed it off & she agreed to a second date, but not a third, which, because that date was uneventful I suspect the faux pas from the 1st was the underlying cause.
2025-08-15 08:11:50
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TheoArgyros5 :
Walked in for my shift at maccas when I was 16 and said “it looks like a brothel in here” having no idea what a brothel was.
2025-08-16 09:58:26
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Emma :
Uncle had surgery on his thumb to remove cancer. When talking about whether they'd hopefully removed it all I said 'fingers crossed'.
2025-08-16 06:17:57
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Tray C :
A patients rellie kept answering the questions directed at the patient!! So instead of saying please let ur mum answer I put my finger on her lips like shuuussshhhhhh 🫣
2025-08-15 18:31:41
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Chevybir :
My father had a dark sense of humor. At his cremation surrounded by my siblings, I asked for ketchup. Siblings laughed. Everyone else was mortified.
2025-08-18 10:15:20
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KmdrFarsight :
The last one 😬😂
2025-08-15 05:39:49
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DJ_Abe :
My ex-wife thought a thespian was a different type of lesbian 😂😂
2025-09-02 17:27:55
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Meme Daegonna Richar :
I made a comment to my boss about "They can go jump in a fire"... Forgetting that both his parents died when their car burst into flames just weeks before.... I've never said it again!
2025-09-07 12:11:55
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Nikki :
Customs officer at the airport put his hand up to signal to stop and i high fived him 🤦🏼♀️
2025-08-18 00:29:32
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Trisha :
I'm a great auntie, a nurse said hi your the great auntie I said ohh I'm not that great... awkward
2025-09-07 08:25:31
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Imsqeaky :
I once texted the schools itc chappie for some “ stuff “ instead of my son, same name in my address book 😢
2025-08-15 14:38:24
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Jenn and Berries :
friend of mine had an interview to work in a pub, got on really well with pub landlord and got the job. he went to shake his hand and then realised the landlord had one arm 🤦♀️for 2 hours he didn't notice 😂
2025-08-16 11:31:04
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Katie 🩷 the cat lady 😻🐈⬛ :
being shown my paper route when I was 12, the girl introduced me to one elderly customer came to see who the new face was. he put his hand out & I shook his hand. he chuckled & said "no, I wanted the paper"
2025-08-19 19:42:13
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MummaH :
My ex FIL, when I first met him was telling about something expensive he’d paid for…I said god that cost an arm & a leg!…..he had, had his leg amputated a few years before 😳
2025-08-15 14:38:43
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Will 5280 🌵🍁 :
I walked into the office and dispatch said they were going to send the head of HR from corporate with me for a ride along tomorrow but it was my scheduled day off. So I couldn’t do it and said “Thank F*ck”, next thing I knew they were being introduced. They were there in the room and just I thought they new hires🫠👀
2025-08-23 03:50:00
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jaz 🪷 :
a customer came into work the other day, and he was really out of breath. so i said “did you run here or something??” he chuckled and replied “no, i had surgery on my knee recently. still recovering.” i wish the ground had swallowed me up 😭🙃
2025-08-15 22:43:52
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Anne :
Ooh dear 😂😂😎
2025-09-17 00:35:16
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Roo17 :
my old manager use to always say happy hump day happy Friday as she walked through the office. so I asked her are you miserable every other day of the week cos your portraying a miserable life can't you be happy everyday.
2025-08-20 12:37:29
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Kore :
On behalf of Gemini's soz 🤷😂
2025-08-15 18:25:15
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Johno 🏴 :
Worked in a supermarket , guy asked me where the toilets were , pointed towards them at the main entrance and said “ when you walk in the main doors they are on the left “ ….. guy was in a wheelchair !! 🙈
2025-08-17 04:10:57
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Mickey :
Oh dear!!😂😂😂
2025-08-16 12:02:22
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Mogen David 🏴 :
My mother got the time wrong for a funeral, turned up an hour early. Fast forward, telling the family the story later on about how we were hanging around for an hour, her reply… “well..atleast nobody died” the silence was louddddd
2025-08-16 04:50:49
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Nathan🥀 :
lovely to see your videos making it all the way to trinidad and tobago
2025-08-15 05:14:09
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