@aaronparnas1: 8/19

T Cline :

me after dinner

Prints Of All Saiyans :

With Great Value, comes Great Responsibility.

FutureFowardInvesting :

But I want to be a superhero!

Asstyn Martyn :

Radioactive Shrimp sounds like a punk band.

Clarissa :

Not him chuckling 😂😂

Dr Fin :

huh…. So it turns out that food inspections ARE necessary 🤔 who knew 🤦🏻‍♀️

🇵🇷🇨🇳 :

I made shrimp Alfredo a couple days ago and jambalaya yesterday atp it’s Gods will

Billy :

Did we die in 2020 and this is hell?

Mio (Braxton's Wife) :

the shrimp

Sarah :

My condolences to the Onion: when headlines like these are real, what are you all doing right now?

Feeza :

Cesium** not celsium

bimblewimble777 :

Some day our history books are just going to say “after 2020, everything went to sh!t”😂

user4912519234246 :

Are you sure it’s not cesium 137?

JC :

We got radioactive shrimp before GTA 6

Elissalansdell :

Did not have radioactive shrimp on my 2025 bingo card.

legalizenarcs :

Do I get superpowers ?

Fluffy Potato :

Why everyday sounds like a skit??

user8317007932608 :

Just avoid Walmart altogether and you’ll live a longer, healthier life.

JB :

RFK said they were delicious!!

🪷🪬✌️ Nunya ✌️🪬🪷 :

Damn now how am I supposed to spend my day? Radioactive shrimp was my whole plan

myrissaanderson :

I literally just busted out laughing, turned to my husband and said "you know what, let's just fucking go to Walmart and get the radioactive shrimp because im done!" 😭😭 jfc

Zí G :

HEN.EXE :

Somehow I just know this is RFK’s fault

Megan :

I’m 100% safe from eating walmart brand shrimp 🦐

That ZestyWeeb :

This wasn’t the roaring 20s I was promised