@bigpankreas: This is your sign

perpetually.annoyed247 :

is this coupon still valid Tuesday September 2nd?

kels :

Maddie Morrison :

it's a little late but I cashed this in thank you

Brendan :

Saw this too late

Ells ✨ :

How about Friday September 5th?

brennaboo52 :

Alright

ɢɪɴɢᴇʀ 🪦 :

propane_accessories_ :

No responsibility doesn’t equate to no consequences

ashenjasper :

I don’t see no one popping up saying “this ain’t for you” 👀

buckingbronco :

Sir yes sir. You’ll see me on the news tonight

BoopleTheSnoot :

That was already on the schedule

Bears :

FINALLY MY BIPOLAR DISORDER HAS BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

crylie :

perfect timing my catalytic converter literally just fell off my car

OftheBeez :

well i can’t because im pregnant but can you make another one of these in december

Hayley :

Cali :

IM AN HOUR LATE, DAMNIT

jonyCAT :

This actually got my heart racing I think I need to ruin some relationships

October Reads :

I’m gonna ignore this sign because my tummy hurts and I’m tired of being brave about it

Kay :

I’m actually in active recovery thank you though 🙏

Cactus :

im actually gonna go lay in bed because i get tried as an adult in court :)

Emily Valo 🖤 :

I have bpd don't tell me that

Papasbravas :

Oh wait it’s September 5th

sudo_make_art :

Showing this to the judge

Kaylie💙 :

Dude I’m in a fight with the dmv rn don’t tell me this

YourDadsBoyfriend :

hey man. don't tell me that.