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Zin Ali :

The impact we have on our children 🤣🤣🤣

Ana Lyma 🇵🇷 :

my mom used to say that red nails is w*ore nail polish. then one day her aunt came to visit from NY and she had red nails. after that day, I could wear red nails 😂😂

user8225179058359 :

SAME!!! 😭🤣

Kakiッ :

my grandma did that with red nail polish 🥲

San Rio :

She looks like Goldie Hawn and Beverly D’Angelo

DipshitGoon :

My mom called red nail polish THAT WORD red. I'd painted my nails red for my son's football game the night before the hospital called me to tell me she'd been found w/o a pulse in her room. As my husband drove me to the the hospital I chewed the red polish off my nails bc I knew she disapproved. It was my 43rd birthday. I

KCrdh :

And how does he know that???🤔

user8215872399501 :

Same!!!!! I feel absolutely shameful if my nails are chipped, broke ect!!

Angela Waters :

mine said red lipstick 💄 🤣

Kira Bellatty :

I just learned something new about myself 😂

@rachelwilli304 :

I can’t stand chipped nail polish it takes seconds to remove and I have no idea why I have such negative emotions around chipped nail polish…but this explains so much

KristenToomeyChicago :

My dad loves this joke!

Kaytee 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 :

Same. I wasn't allowed nail polish whilst I lived at home. Til I was 23 🙈. A neighbour painted my nails at a sleepover when I was like 7, I remember my mum screaming at her.

dawnwsays :

When I was a kid my daddy said “you can tell the quality of a car by how many cup holders it has” and I still think about it everytime I’m buying a car

The Worldlys :

JJNeeps :

You NEVER know what passing comment will stick with a child. 😅

Marlene :

Girl i thought i was the only one lol

AnneMarie :

He doesn't remember saying it and I think about it every day of my life is deep. Going to check on my kids now*

Nadirashukri :

My grandma used to say that about shaving above the knees 😅

Blackheart76 :

my dad said that too😂😂😂😂

Vandie :

My mom used to say the same thing 😂😂😂😂

ruby.kat27 :

Me with my nails red and chipped😂🤭. Changing my name to Jezebel🤭

ValerieC75 :

My dad saw a drunk woman. He said not even at 3 in the morning 😂🤣I still laugh at that!!!

Nicole Escobar :

But that’s also called trauma.

millyvanilly8 :

My brother told me that. I never paint my nails as a result.