“Sorry boss, I’m literally pooping my pants. Gotta go” I’m locked and loaded
2025-09-01 05:02:58
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Lauren :
I’m a nanny to a 5 month old and the parents I work for also hate him so I feel like they’ll support me looking at memes all day as long as I show the baby them too.
2025-09-01 22:03:17
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WookiesArePpl2 :
I'm getting a doctor's note. I'm not going into work
2025-09-03 04:29:32
0
Alex :
Not re-download twitter 😂 me too girl
2025-09-02 11:35:49
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Rain :
"boss, this is for your safety. I have to go"🤣
2025-09-02 22:29:16
1
Natalie :
I’m a flight attendant. What if it happens when I’m in the air and don’t have service 😩
2025-09-02 21:28:17
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steph_ex :
My sisters husband is maga and my husband and I are blue hair septum liberals & we only see them like once a year. They have a trip scheduled to fly in to see us on Thursday. I have anxious energy haha.
2025-09-02 03:51:40
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jeff. :
You mean I can't dance with my wife because I'm at work when it happens? Unfair!
2025-09-02 22:43:34
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antoinette :
most of my days are spent in red areas i NEED it to happen on a weekend or when im in a blue area I cant be in enemy territory when it happens 😭
2025-09-02 01:59:06
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Erin :
Right! I work at a school…
2025-09-02 11:08:26
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emery_writes :
My conspiracy theory is that’s why they didn’t say anything over the weekend. They wanted everyone at work instead of throwing parties
2025-09-02 11:57:01
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Alexandra CK :
You know what let me get twitter just in case
2025-09-03 01:00:31
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Vic 🌸🌺🌸 :
It’s likely going to happen when I’m at the office and me and my coworkers will be silently celebrating. Thankfully my boss doesn’t like him.
2025-09-02 20:23:47
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quemos13 :
Sam I work in political journalism the day it happens I am going to have to be literally SO serious and work harder than ever before it’s heinous
2025-09-02 04:11:26
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mad :
Redownloading Twitter is so real 💀 I can’t wait to see what everyone comes up with
2025-09-02 19:20:32
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K :
we started a work in office mandate this week 😭
2025-09-02 18:24:54
0
annie :
this and Taylor’s engagement will be the best days ever oh my GOD
2025-09-02 06:26:09
1
Pink Cloud Court :
I re-signed up for Twitter this weekend in anticipation 🤣🤣🤣
2025-09-03 03:07:30
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Ana Nimis :
Man we all leaving work. I’ll lie and say I’m mourning idgaf
2025-09-02 17:21:51
1
Cat :
I also worry about this. Sometimes I’m busy af. When Liam Payne died, I was too busy with work and found from a Snapchat.
2025-09-01 01:05:20
10
thera.witch :
DEVESTATING if I have to work that day 😩
2025-09-01 23:06:34
1
Magic Me 🇿🇦 🇵🇷 :
I’m going to take the day off work and I’m already putting together My Spotify playlist!
2025-09-02 02:05:26
1
Kayla (Reclaimed Version) :
I'm headed to my off-grid camp on Friday night. If it's announced this weekend, and I miss the party, imma be upset.
2025-09-02 02:52:06
1
amanda please :
There’s always time to celebrate. It only happens once. Might as well enjoy it
2025-09-02 05:42:21
10
TC :
2025-09-02 17:37:49
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