@joshjohnsoncomedy: Cardi B explaining to the lawyer why she felt threatened by their client

nellismelli :

cardi was like hello? exhibit A

Ash Oslin :

She sued Cardi thinking she wpuld get millions but instead she got roasted

xnji holley :

cardi should seek her degree in LAW like legally blonde... but ardi coded

Thalía Elena💕 :

Her saying she's "protect the building big" had me rolling 😭

Jennifersjen :

Security heavy had me rolling 😂

windsor.wonders.vlog :

“She not fat, she just bigger than me” could have been the thing to say but it was never gonna happen

Pierina Legnani💙💛🐸 :

Maybeshannon :

But the fact that this is EXACTLY how it went makes it soooo much worse 😂 like bro i don’t think the lawyer liked his client.

TheWonderMama :

Cardi B is so naturally funny that THE Josh Johnson didn’t have to come up with new material today. He just up there reciting the transcript!

vincyviv :

She said “I’m so small and tiny, she so big and tall” 😂

##mina :

security heavy and the pointing to her eyes absolutely killed me

Allisonaan :

She just made a new word 🤭

Vendula Alomoge :

Cardi B is the most entertaining entertainer that has ever entertained 😂

LizIsDaPineapple :

Cardi was trying to keep it cute but the attorney wanted her to insult the girl😂

LoRo ✨ :

I know exactly what she meant though 😂

IAmClearAsCrystal :

When people ask me how much I weigh, I’m tellin em, “I can secure the building” 😂😂😂

Coast :

And that’s on record. In court. In law. In her history. For life. 😳😂

theferalgardener :

look i worked security as a woman and I thought it was a 👌 description! like it means she looks like she can stand on business. thats not an insult and just on appearances, seems accurate 🤷‍♀️

The problem :

I’ve been laughing at my security guard coworkers. Bless their hearts.

Melissa🇨🇦 :

why didn't she just say sha has double my muscle mass?

SolarOpposite97🌺 :

she's effortlessly funny 😂

GenderEnderAgenda😘 :

cardi is so funny... just repeating what she did is comedic gold.

Sane :

she looks like she can protect the building 🤷‍♀️

Marche :

She was genuinely not trying to be funny or mean 😭

Queen Suga :

😭😭😭😭