@bentonmcclintock: @erwhon is here to rescue us New York!!!! #thankgawd #nyc #erwhon #importantnews

Courtney🍓 :

Thank god bc my limit was $50k so what a steal for $36k!!!

Jenni Farley :

Wait… I know this is satire but that place has a members fee?!

Gia :

IM SHAKING LITERALLY A NEED😍😍😍

Ca🦭🦭ie :

I was sick of Costco this is perf

alexismaxxed :

so dystopian

Carly Goldstein :

Cheaper to fly back and forth to LA every week for a smoothie

Noon Abuelrish :

are these numbers real?! 😂 what does the membership even include? free groceries?! 💀 so many questions

Ciara4044 :

36k!! That’s cheaper than school tuition. That’s such a steal!!! Thank God for the discount!

Miles :

Giorgio Armani’s last thing before he passed away 🥺

MEG🎀 :

36,000 is such a steal!

juliaacaesar :

At what point is it cheaper to make the smoothie and get a sauna and jacuzzi in your house

Jody Tabitha 🍉 :

Do you have a coupon code for the membership? My limit is $32,000 annually for smoothie membership clubs.

krrn 🐝 :

The cheapest smoothie everrrrr I’ve always wanted to pay $43,000 to access smoothies

Marchelle.Marie :

Sarcasm is definitely one of my preferred comedic styles. 😭

Henry Mora :

How is this real

Thekittensareaggressive :

Bre :

we don’t have a single smoothie place in the city, erewhon is genius!

annoyingalexa :

Oxidized oxygen 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

selina :

thank goddd the nyc erewhon isn't as cheap as the la one

Alex Roberti :

I was waiting for this

rachel :

This is the same government that gave New Yorkers a giant PIGEON statue

KIMROA :

I’m happy for you guysssssaaaaa

mcdonnellcoco :

You could write for SNL I swear

🚩 :

Such a steal!!!!

Adman703 :

Our long national nightmare is over!