@fr0gb0x: Love my new fart shoes!

❥Kayleigh⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ :

Walk a mile in these Loupootins

Artvandelay :

but what sound do the crocs make?

washington1884 :

Bianca Morgan Roper :

Imagine you’re running late for something and already irritated and you throw these on and you’re just boot scootin tootin the whole way

Micah :

Oy :

That is unfortunately really funny

Shan :

fart shoes and the heavy breathing are a lethal combo

amy :

so the holes are tactical got it 📝

misskwiss :

My mega crush sandals make fart sounds

Cat123456789 :

Welp… you’re not sneaking up on anyone that’s for sure…

Alicia :

They look like they would fart back with every step

Don'tWakeTheBees :

The way the fart just got louder on the carpet had me 💀 😭

Em🌙 :

Walk a mile in these Louboutins 😆🎶

Sparkle Pimp :

Crocs are gas powered now?

Nurxapp :

It’s the fact that they’re consistent across different surfaces 😭

Abie Rodriguez :

I had a pair that did this, it was embarassing lol

💃💃 :

Had to return a pair of Birkenstock Boston style shoes to Target for this reason. The lady had a good laugh when she asked why I was returning them and I said “they sound like I’m farting every time I take a step”

M ☕️ :

THIS LITERALLY HAPPENED TO ME WITH MY DYLAN CLOGS AND IVE HAD THEM FOR A SOLID YEAR AND THEY HAVE NEVER IMPROVED WITH WEAR. I can only ever wear them with socks bc that's the only way they don't toot 🥲

Jenny Lynn :

can you run? I need to hear it!! 😂😂

Becky S :

Girl I have these mine don’t do this idk😭

Harper :

old SpongeBob walking sound effect

amy :

LITERALLY

Kayla 🫠 :

I have a pair of rain boots that do this and I call them my toot boots 😌✨

❌️Liz K❌️ :

they're a rootin tootin good time

KGR22 :

I need these STAT