Chance Die Podcast
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j :
"The villain has agreed to follow me and settle things one on one?" "Yes." "I offer him a handshake." "He accepts and says-" "I teleport us five hundred feet into the air. He agreed to come with me therefore he counts as a willing creature."
2025-09-05 18:08:12
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AverageAlexTV :
"if im grappling him im technically in possession of his skull and should be able to use it as a spell component"
2025-09-05 19:17:06
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Шинон :
Don't know if it counts but my character escaped prison through a teleportation spell, even though he didn't have it at the time(only misty step etc.). My reasoning was "If I describe how he learns that spell good enough, can he do it?"
2025-11-04 10:18:25
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rubykazooty :
set up a floating disk, flight, and researched fall damage before i asked if i could drop an anvil on the final boss in a western themed oneshot. played a goblin warlock called funion whose familiar was a tiny cat called big iron, carried around in a gun holster. my steed was a giant goose with a hard hat
2025-11-04 22:50:46
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SydB :
“I should be able to use Goodberry as a bonus action and be able to eat 2 at a time, because even if they are the size of tangerines I could do it in less than six seconds. Let me prove it.” Yes he eat two tangerines in 5 seconds. 😮💨
2025-09-05 17:43:36
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Velverosa :
Physics major did the math to determine their cart could jump the cliff instead of doing the skill challenge I had prepared
2025-09-06 02:48:49
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candkey :
we were in the final fight and i had a raven familiar. i asked if my raven could scream in the big boss's ear to get him to break concentration. he said yes and i rolled a nat 20 😭 he wasn't happy
2025-09-05 16:50:30
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criticalcatastrophe :
I got advantage on researching a certain subject bc the demon possessing me was technically reading it too 👍
2025-09-05 19:32:08
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Jynras :
I could use Thaumaturgy's 3 instances at the same time, all for vocal amplification, shout at the top of my lungs, and call the bbeg a bitch from 8 miles away. I had the math to back it
2025-10-23 05:10:26
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Anika :
"he's a cowboy, he should be able to use animal handling to help the druid who wildshaped into a cow and tries to break down a door"
2025-09-05 20:45:28
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lynn :
"Look the vines are immune to being defeaned, meaning that it is implied that they can hear. And science has proven that plants react to both negative and positive comments, therefore I should be able to deal damage on them with vicious mockery." And i did. not the most unhinged thing ever but pretty crazy for me.
2025-09-05 21:24:57
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Baby Gibson :
I was a halfling bard with bagpipes and i convinced the dm i could use them as scuba gear
2025-09-05 20:42:42
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M.T. Harmon :
that I would be able to lift up the cage I was standing in
2025-09-05 19:18:25
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Reparte :
Didn’t have a diamond for revivify. Bonus action shocking grasp + healing word (divine soul sorcerer), used it as a defibrillator to save an old man npc. Was a “for fun” moment for sure.
2025-10-08 17:28:14
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TJ :
“In the matter of the spell ‘create or destroy water’, does the human body count as a container?”
2025-09-06 12:58:06
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ChilledGreyGoose :
I hid in the middle of a dirt field bc my hide is minimum 22, max 30. She had to let me hide, I told her I was hiding behind a single leaf. She hates when I play rouges & has now made me seperate DCs so I don’t break her game lol
2025-10-20 23:22:46
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Ducky :
I play an Artificer. Enough said 😂😂
2025-09-05 21:03:40
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annabelle_pi :
One of the players got advantage on a check to tie someone up because “their character was into bondage”
2025-09-06 18:54:30
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Cece_Teevee :
My tabaxi rubbed her paws together and used them as defibrillators to aid in a death saving throw…I said the static from her fur would cause this and he let me JUST for the barbarian to roll TWO nat 1s
2025-09-06 03:31:21
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AnimeAnnaMae :
my dog knows that if im asking what the weather is, its because im gonna call the wrath of nature upon this poor creature in front of us. I asked if there was a window in the hallway we were in and he said yes and the outside was cloudy... I used either call lightning or something like that that said if a storm exists its more damage and he agreed when I argued that perma clouds is stormy. also used sunbeam on vamps and killed them instantly.
2025-09-06 14:27:47
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PotatoE28 :
One of my players needed a distraction, and spent all his gold on a pocket orchestra that supposedly exists. It was, in fact, distracting.
2025-10-15 20:50:06
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Jae Ezra :
someone made a canon and BLEW UP the support columns to STRAHDS CASTLE saying “he can’t use lair actions if theres no lair”
2025-10-14 17:22:45
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CrimsonFlurry :
“I’m technically far enough to no longer be in the encounter, can I stop flying and free fall, there by entering the encounter and regain my Ki-points? Also as my first attack with my new initiative I want to hold my action for a burning hands kamehameha.” As a player, I asked how far I needed to be to no longer be in combat. So my strategy as a monk has been spamming my ki, leaving and re entering combat with full ki points (if I could.)
2025-10-16 18:01:23
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12_thousand_bees :
elemental plane of air, constantly floating. you pick where gravity is and that determines where/how you move. I put my sword between my feet and pick gravity as the direction the boss is.
2025-09-12 14:47:29
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