@zachary.plus: i want one so bad

rockwithwill🥀🖤 :

the lion does not concern himself with, the “legality” of owning a raccoon

littlerock :

This is my son

Greyson Gaylord :

every time he looks up i imagine its god telling him what to say

Lise 🏳️‍⚧️🔻 :

hailey🐞 :

my raccoon i couldn’t keep 💔

phrog :

i have an albino raccoon that visits me sometimes and i feed him berries and tiny marshmallows n give him a water bowl so he can wash up

🫶 :

you have such a way with words

an arcky :

Hez :

The cutest face in history

Deez (nuts) :

when raccoons try to wash cotton candy and it disintegrates I sob 💔 theyre so cute

Mice💫 :

Yes i agree

Romance saja is so fine :

you remind me of Robbie from victorious i don’t know why

XiStanTall :

1) Away from human settlement, their normal niche is living around small brooks/streams, eating a lotta crayfish. 2) I'm told pet ones get INSANE separation anxiety so when you leave the house they use their humanoid hands, to, for instance, disassemble a fridge compressor

M :

This is basically spoken word poetry

feral racoon 🎢🌀 :

Its legal trust me

antifabowser :

worth noting that the raccoon does not understand the concept of washing, its instincts just say "I must dip the food in water" which is v cute

Care<3 :

thanks i was really curious

Maratimesmommy💚❤ :

raccoon's are my spirit animal🥰

k🤖 :

like you can't blame me it has a freaking built in mask 😭😭

Exodus :

They’re essentially domesticating themselves, which is interesting. They’re just like, yeah, we are somewhat urban creatures now, pizza crust is a terrible consolation prize for freedom in the forest but it is what it is

Duskdae :

Raccoons are gods perfect creation and that is why man cannot have them. They simply must do crime, and humans seek order and structure. Healthy raccoons will destroy your home, as is their perfect nature. If you love them, let them go as they say amen inshallah

🐾 beckboy ★ :

this video is so perfect

Sam Ketting :

Thank you for this I couldn’t agree more

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Fritz :

Gods perfect creations are Horshoe Crabs, Coelacanths, Crocodiles, the Nautilus, the Platypus, and the newest edition; Cats.