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Cousin Ant :

Mindya_11 :

That dude ain’t white I just can’t prove it

Sharon :

he can cook

Roman Walker :

that's soul food 😎

Teddy Bear :

“Wait a minute white chocolate” 🤣🤣🤣

the fruity Pebble :

some of us white folk season till someone else's ancestors tell us to stop.

KaytlinRossy24 :

As a white girl who grew up in the deep south I promise some of us know how to cook and season our food 😅

🌿 Bobbyhillsgfᖭི༏ᖫ :

Bobby Caldwell was white?

Nykki Empire :

Baby and he washed the green too

kt2090 :

I’m SO SICK of people saying white people don’t season their food 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️. We season EVERYTHING in the south.

20piecenuggetlargefry :

How he felt making this

hottestpapachuloyouneed🥵😘 :

a brother in disguise😭

Ebee :

He didn’t de stem the greens… but it looks good though

𝙆𝙞𝙮𝙤𝙨𝙝𝙞 🥷 :

He’s officially welcome thanksgiving

msznia0420 :

Felix :

THE KEYSSSS TO THE CITY AND A 2 WEEKS PAID EXPENSE VACATION TO JAMAICA 😍😍

Bear :

mixed kpop :

Catt :

I'm Italian, my husband is white as hell, I told him to season until his ancestors faint and mine tell him that's good.

bunchofletters :

I grew up in a salt and pepper home. I discovered theres so much more to good food. my pork chops dont have to be dry and unflavored now.

^_^ :

Please sir the children (and me) are starving!

knivez_ciao :

We collectively were take aback when he added that turkey!!! Come on now

Gods Favorite 🌻 :

Not a cousin named cookie 😭

🚦~rWaggz~🚦 :

It’s weird because you see the white people who cook like gods possessed them then theyres the white people who cook who only the the seasonings salt salt and more salt like what