@itssssmeeeeeeeee: hold on, he has to check with management (me)

S1KLEO :

Public humiliation for him

JustSaiyan :

If my wife says she has to ask me, she is using me as a scapegoat. If I say I have to ask her it’s bc I forgot to listen to what she told me I was doing that day.

Dev Bking :

My husband says “gotta ask the boss”

zach_hickey :

Big on notifying your partner, not so big on having to ask for permission

Brodie :

Love my wife she’s my entire world but If she said I couldn’t go golf I’d laugh in her face 😭

levevo :

mine says he has to ask his parole officer

kels :

my husband calls me his “oracle” and whenever plans are proposed to him he says he needs to consult his oracle before answering

Sarahalovett :

Haha I’ve been with my husband for 18 years and he still asks if it’s ok if he golfs 😂 (of course it is) 😘

User045 :

People acting like going to golf is something you need to ask permission for is absolutely wild. Like do people say no to that?

Kushprincess42020 :

I need a guy this smooth 😏 Amazon? Lol

ccchris02 :

Taking notes yall I’m gonna get right

no :

mine says "im must consult the executive first". I only ask no one comes over on sundays lmfao

Ur mom :))) :

💞 :

mine just tells people “idk check with my wife” or he will make plans without fail it will be on a day i told him we are completely booked. he’s learned his lesson..hopefully 🤣

Celeste :

NEED THIS EXACTLY

Steele18 :

My brother in law and I call my wife the Chancellor 😂

Dalton🤘🏼🤘🏼 :

I always tell people “Gotta check my human calendar and see if i’m free and i’ll get back to you”😂😂

Ana. 🪶♠️🃏 :

This what i like to see baby. Carry on. 😌

caspertheredhead :

“i have to ask my man first” oh it’s okay if you don’t wanna go babe, you don’t gotta use him as an excuse to not go. because now you just making me think your man’s an op

nissy :

my husband forwards me the requests and waits for my decision

z :

It's not really asking for permission. It's more of a "I don't really want to go can you say we are doing something on that day?" 🤣 goes for both ways.

Izzy Borden :

My hubby is in the army and he loves calling me household six ☠️“let me check in with household six first”

Tanis :

My fiancé and his friends call me ‘The minister of finance’, we share a bank account and he asks before making big purchases because we’re saving for a wedding 😂

Nuka-Dad :

coworker: "wanna hangout this weekend?" me: "gotta ask the boss" wife: "do whatever you want go have fun" me: (was hoping she'd say no but i forgot she's the coolest person in the world) "boss said I can but I don't wanna"

Ventimori :

I tell people I will talk it over with my husband but in reality this is our relationship lol