@tommy.montgomery.tm: So, it wasn’t a Ghorman? #starwars #deathstar #palpatine

Cantina Band :

"What the hell is an aluminum falcon?"

The_Janchrist :

It wasn’t a Calrissian?

Jocker01 :

don't worry... somebody else is already building a new one

Troy :

equating Kirk to the Death Star is inflating his ego and probably his head in the grave.

Jtraynor1989 :

“That thing wasn’t even fully paid off yet”

Bear :

Star Wars merging with real life was not on my bingo card… Hmm, makes me a whee bit concerned about the allegory of Palpatines Order 66.

skymazing :

I got this reference 😭😭😭

` :

pray for the force to forgive him, its what the death star would have wanted

Chandanista :

Gov Cox being compared to Palpatine is 🤌

Renaur :

Have we looked into Luke’s social media posts? I heard he was a Gorman sympathizer in high school.

Crewboy_ :

This says it all perfectly and in a way people will understand.

Mr Snidbits :

This is spot on.

Gabby+cats :

Was it at least insured?

bobzillla :

Rod Davol :

Hah, I see what you did there. 😂

🔻H.D.HURRICANE ⭕️ :

Yooo this is so good

Bosttrain4 :

😂 for real. they've never understood Star Wars anyway

Stubbyninja_ :

Marielys :

WAIT THIS IS FUNNIER THAN MY JOKE

that latin teacher :

so Palpatine and Vader find out separately. vader from boba and Palpatine off screen. Palpatine ofc keeps it secret until ESB but I imagine he was quite pleased to hear there was another Skywalker out there.

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OMG.😅😁😂😂😂

Stephen DeSelms :

👀 something tells me this isn't about Star wars

NorskNavo :

beautiful trump impression 💙

Devil's Advocate :

And all across the Empire, the Emperor called for a moment of silence for the brave men, women and children unalived by the radical, rebel. 😈☠

Jody Fisher :

We are living @Star Wars 💙