@zero_woolfe:

Kai Uuuuuuuuwe :

a man has fallen for a man in lego city

Zaine🇪🇺🇬🇧 :

I can’t believe this

CatnipChapstick :

As tragic as it is, we simply cannot ask the American taxpayer to assemble the Rescue Barge and save him.

Hagg :

DaimyoFett :

Atoria :

HEY!!

Matt Tworek :

You’re making jokes instead of building a Lego rescue helicopter? How dare you

Nabi123 :

depends, whos the man…

elle 🦭 :

HELP THE NOISE I JUST MADE 💀💀💀

Chris 🌀 :

You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This brickanery? He's done worse. Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He fell into that river! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own boat! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change!

WRossas :

He was for defunding the rescue barge, cant help feel sorry for him when thousands of children had fallen before him and he didnt care

vezon46 :

I somehow knew this was gonna be the punchline the instant you started talking

squidy :

*builds a helicopter*

Roxas the 13th Hooded Nobody :

*HE NEEDS OUR HELP!*

sinisterwizard :

HEY

definitelyNotGolfball :

dude we need to build the helicopter and be off to the rescue

River :

I love this joke and that you're delivering it in "protagonist's dead wife in a flashback" position

dr pepper addict :

i thought it was gonna be [slap]

Ray Ray (Raven)🍁 :

This made me giggle

The Kin in the North :

Look I think that it's worth the sacrifice of unfortunately some people falling into the river in Lego city, in order to protect the rights of Lego city to have rivers

VenomJessLies🇨🇦🍳 :

Omg I have that same shirt !

Einhverr :

unrelated but im wearing the exact same shirt as you

Semi :

noo the man in the river on Lego city

Ridomiskar :

I'M DYING 😭