@shxtfased: #vampires #rice #twilight #queenofthedamned #lestat

️ :

count dracula from sesame street makes sm sense now

🌈♾️⁰_⁰ :

so count Dracula wasn't his name but someone commanding him to count lol

Ry :

so they don't count "1 ah ah ah 2 ah ah ah"?

Wonder :

“COUNT, DRACULA!”

DoctorMysthicA :

when i saw the scene in WWDITS i was crying 😂

forsakenfinch :

“ there is no way this is five million grains of rice- well I’ll be damned this IS five million grains of rice”

iyendg :

So basically, if you are about to be attacked by a vampire, you can just need a rice/ beans to distract them?

🌊~🐚 Primarina 🐚~🌊 :

But what if they loose count?

⚖️‼️ linnie 🍮 :

OHHHHH THAT'S WHY COUNT VON COUNT TEACHES MATH

〽️aya :

please explain 😭

Aigri :

K-man :

Do they just have too? I don’t get it

ellmerryspinster ♠️🤍💜 :

this is my favorite vampire lore it’s SO underused!

COUNT CAVITY #1 FAN/SIMP🦷💥 :

Meile :

Context????😭

𓆩༺ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓾𝓼 ༻𓆪 :

I’m so confused

🇵🇸Belligerent🇵🇸 :

idk why, but this made me think of that doctor who special where the alien vampire things have to count the salt because they can't tell if the doctor is lying

Karma Reaper :

no wonder why *count* Dracula came from 🤣

Casper :

Echo :

the most underrated peice of vampire lore

cori lively :

I actually CACKLED at this haha thank you ✨

Morgana 🌙🔮 :

the sesame street count probably takes so long “ONE!!! ah ah ah”