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Laurie! :

but I stalk her public reposts?? 🙁

Eyekonic 🇭🇹 :

SOME Dexter fans 😭

𝘴𝘩𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘮™ :

“I’m such a stalker”

️ :

Like I followed a guy home but it’s not like thats TERRIBLE like you know 🥀

maryam :

Yeah I’m kinda crazy heh.. I know where his house is 🔎 after he held a party there everyone was invited to

Blackie :

I’m literally a stalker

Ashlynn 💕 :

🇬🇧𝕰𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖓🇬🇧 :

bad year to be a Dexter and You fan😭

️ :

but i followed her home 😔 twice.

SWAGGOT KILLER 9000⍟⎊⧗🕷️ :

and why do people even want to be a stalker??

️ :

Yall dont get it, i DID THIS ON ACCIDENT. This was this guy i thought was cute got his snap he went to my school. I texted him and he never texted me back. So im walking to my friends and at this point ive been on delivered for like a week so i text him again just snap him. He ignores that too. Whatever so im still walking to my friends and im looking at the houses on the way there. Keep in mind i dont know this guy really js thought he was cute. So im walking and i see a super cute house and im like walking really slow past it because i wanna see the woodwork however km still on the sidewalk im just peering through the window from there. I see a family and then realize that im stairing directly at this dude and i said oh shit out loud and literally ran. So yeah!

Lucy :

SOME of The Dexter fans and the you fans

funnyiswearr :

IM WITTERALLY JOE GOLDBERG THO 😈🙏😍🫩😈😈

jo 🦭🌀 :

“i’m a stalker!” and all they did was go through their moms facebook

Ayla :

So many guys have said this to me like they openly say they’re gonna stalk me, like Joe Goldberg, as an opener. I think it’s a joke, but it’s kinda weird because I don’t know if it’s supposed to be flirty or what. It’s normally guys I just met who say it, and that’s one of my worst fears, so I don’t know how to feel about it. 😭

MEOWW🐈‍⬛ :

WAIT! So I found all their socials+ Spotify and new gf all from one acc and js simply searching up their name..😬 not saying that I’m a stalker but still that’s kinda crazy..😛

️ :

i was on vacation and i saw this cute guy and payed attention to the times he came down at the pool and the beach and also payed attention to the kids he would play with, assuming they were his siblings and noticed the ones he was only hanging around because they were there and werent his siblings and also found out his floor due to seeing him go in the elevator alone and the little thing where it showed where the elevator was going showed 9 then the next day the boy who i noticed was his brother was in the elevator with me and went to floor 9 and also i found out which tent on the beach was his because i would watch him go to it whenever it was time to go up because it was getting dark or something and i had been in the pool and heard a name being called many times by the kids i assumed were his siblings and at first i thought it was a little boys name but in the corner of my eye, i saw his head turn whenever someone said the name (im still on vacation so ill update if i found out more)

N4TTY :

I made a fake Facebook mom account and I friended his mom and started talking good about me so she would tell her son

liv🐊 :

i like your words funny man

D-A-N-N-Y :

"If you’re a male"

️dawn 💫🧸 :

if its on social media and accesible its not… stalking

dumahhnihdanci :

I watch her, not just sometimes but all the time. I know her schedule better than she does. Leaving traces like everyone does, little pieces of her. Monday to Friday, out of the house by 8:12. You skip breakfast most days unless you're stressed, then it’s a muffin from that corner cafe. No trench coat or dark alleyways, i blend in. I’m the guy across the street, the name on the takeout order before her, the fake profile that always watches her stories but never likes any of them. The way she looks when she alone, the real her, the way only I see her, that the beauty of it

fart_nut02 :

“I watched 1 episode of YOU.. You could say.. I’m a bit of a cycle path😈”

Doctor vernacular :

“I’m a stalker”

evANGELine :

At 13 I genuinely was a online stalker and I'm not proud of it and now that I'm 15 I realized how cringe it genuinely is that I did it but I did it for a good reason cuz it was my now ex bsf, ex bf who was a gr00mer💔