@v_vuel: Disclaimer I’m not actually aeroace I just this was a funny idea #skit

Silver Satyr Designs :

person tells fae their aroace, fae says "oh I know" and steals their cat "my kitty now"

ChrysLove0204 :

Me *cackles in infertility*

Innoxia :

My firstborn died in infancy, so bring on the wealth and riches!

Opossum_Lover :

funny idea: fae: In exchange for your first born, I wi- human: For the last time Lucy. I'm not giving you custody of our kid. You tried to sacrifice him.

BlazingAsterXVII :

Saw a reddit post about a woman who made a deal with a fae for her first born then made a deal with a demon to have a child with them. So the demon and the fae fight a custody battle over the kid and the kid grows up learning magic and visiting hell on weekends. And someone in the comments said “this is how you get a sorcerer/wizard/warlock multiclass”

CrossSCV :

Twist; The Fae takes your first pet.

Bakura Magic :

reminds me of a monk that made a similar deal with the fae. he gets back to the rest of his group and his friend asked "Didn't you take a vow of celibacy?" he responded "That didn't come up"

Atlas :

No because I would be like, "sure, but are you going to help me make this thing, cus the current state of the human dating world is......something..." to see how bad the fae wants to make this deal.

Curious Human :

Me who wants no pets and is aroace: I see this as an absolute win 😎

KelaR :

Im such a 90s kid cause whaaaaat 🌹 ima be the old fart who says it you just havnt found the right person to care about to be attracted to. most ppl are not attractive if youve standards. but cis men be scary

Key-wi :

The moment you get a pet or familiar that you're attached to, that Fae is coming to collect 😂

Brendin_the_warlock2 :

This, and having your first born with the fae

Jade :

I was with a man who didn't know he was aroace. we were together for 15 years before we finally decided a relationship together was the height of stupidity for both of us. Most amicable breakup ever.

gayfrogs :

CD :

100% never plan on having kids!😎

Rengoku_999 :

I’m so confused, did he say aeroace? I’m confused

tuckmasterg :

wait wait wait surely the deal wouldn't go through since theres a severe lack of first born correct? and this isnt a pansexual bard moment of "so when do we begin?"

shark_vision :

I'm about to make a bunch of first born child deals with the fae after my hysterectomy. hehehehehe

YourLocalMöthLord :

I thought the joke was gonna be someone who wants an abortion - -"

Sable Night :

Wait, but that's just refusing to pay for your transaction. This means *you're* the one in the wrong, now.

Viltsu :

does that mean that you dont think like that about anybody or what

themicheab :

Me looking over at my kid who is 1 lab explosion from mad scientist, "So....how long do you think this one will last?" 😂

Azzitt Toethumb :

In exchange so you get nothing until they get the child no? So if you don’t have kids you get nothing.

M Star :

I just got a hysterectomy. The fae can have my nonexistent kid 🤷🏻‍♀

olive :

This is really weird cause in my family the youngest son gets taken and I had someone tell me to looks up faes and that an ancestor made a deal with one smh